Traore using baby oil to evade tackles?

[Marcus]

Surely rubbing baby oil on Traore is prohibited by the FA? The parts of the pitch he falls on would be more slippery. Can you imagine if he falls and rolls around the penalty spot?


https://www.espn.com/soccer/wolverh...-baby-oil-to-keep-out-of-defenders-grasp-nuno

 

[TsuWave]

have you ever come into contact with baby oil? Like have you ever moisturised your skin with it? I don’t think you’d be making this thread about the grass being slippery if you had

you’d need a BP oil spill like baby oil spill in a football pitch for it to be of any consequence

unless the joke just went over my head

 

[Marcus]

have you ever come into contact with baby oil. like have you ever moisturised your skin with it? I don’t think you’d be making this thread about the grass being slippery if you had

Yes I have. But I don't think i pour the amounts which Traore would be using if it is to avoid tackes.

 

[TsuWave]

Yes I have. But I don't think i pour the amounts which Traore would be using if it is to avoid tackes.

I see. So he’s keeping Johnson’s in business huh

 

[100]

Him rolling around the penalty spot would be an improvement in his contribution these days

 

[Marcus]

I see. So he’s keeping Johnson’s in business huh

Probably not helping their bottomline more than the vaccine I would wager.

 

[Sylar]

If traore doesn't shout
"Grease me up woman", then this is pointless

 

[nikineil]

If traore doesn't shout
"Grease me up woman", then this is pointless

In a Scottish accent nonetheless!

 

[Gopher Brown]

Oil made from real babies. Man, these flash bastards really know how to live.

 

[rcoobc]

You can run a computer in baby oil, you can replace hydraulic oil with baby oil. Is there anything this oil can't do?


Redcafé is brought to you by Johnson's Baby Oil. Moisturise your skin whilst evading tackles for 10% off with the code RedOil03

 

[MUFromLTU]

So someone is squeezing fresh oil from babies for him and your main concern is that it might make penalty box slippery?

 

[Karel Podolsky]

I hate baby oil

 

[RUCK4444]

He’s nowhere near good enough to demand this Diva like request.

Even if he ‘slips’ through defences he’s only going to put the ball into orbit.

 

[pacifictheme]

Ha haha at OP. Making th epenalty spot slippery. Amazing.

Didn't he say he does it because he's been pulled back so much in his career his shoulder is fecked? Or did I make that up?

Edir: I didn't make it up he said it in an interview. Got no issues with it. He's preventing others from cheating, good for him.

 

[Classical Mechanic]

I'm all for prohibiting this most irregular use of lube but only after it has been used to nefarious ends in tonights game against City.

 

[Deery]

Nah, it’s just weird now and the fact he’s been terrible is solely down to the pressures of the baby oil, standing on the sidelines putting on baby oil because he’s so freaking good then totally underperforming for a year embarrassing stuff..

 

[Borys]

That's a great idea. Probably the reason some footballers wear too tight outfit as well.

 

[VeevaVee]

Seems Fred puts it all over his boots

 

[SilentWitness]

I’m surprised he is allowed to use it.

 

[Lay]

Players should cover themselves with cow feces. No one will want to tackle them then

 

[groovyalbert]

Players should cover themselves with cow feces. No one will want to tackle them then

Did't Lineker try something similar?

 

[Solius]

He’s nowhere near good enough to demand this Diva like request.

Even if he ‘slips’ through defences he’s only going to put the ball into orbit.

Apparently it was an idea from the medical team as he had his arm pulled back a few times in a game and it gave him a shoulder injury that kept him out for a few weeks. I don't see anything wrong with it myself.

 

[RUCK4444]

Apparently it was an idea from the medical team as he had his arm pulled back a few times in a game and it gave him a shoulder injury that kept him out for a few weeks. I don't see anything wrong with it myself.

Yeah that sounds like BS. Just like when he says he doesn’t lift any weights and his physique is totally natural

I’m glad we didn’t get this lad like many wanted us to, absolute headless chicken, the weight from that muscle mass will be ageing him must faster than the ordinary player as well imo.

 

[duffer]

If I am an opponent and we both jump for a header and this guy's oil gets all over my face and hands, I'd be pretty pissed off.

 

[Eyepopper]

I often use baby oil on my tackle too.

 

[arthurka]

Salah apparently uses it on his pair of boots all the time, it´s nothing new and works wonders.. Slip´n and slid´n all over the opponents penalty box.

 

[FireballXL5]

Next time he scores and his team mates crowd round to hug him, I fully expect him to shoot 50ft up in the air like a bar of soap.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

0 goals, 0 assists with baby oil.

Would hate to see him without oil.

 

[Berbasbullet]

Next time he scores and his team mates crowd round to hug him, I fully expect him to shoot 50ft up in the air like a bar of soap.

 

[acnumber9]

This is the guy that says he doesn’t go to the gym. Finding out he uses baby oil to enhance performance would be the least surprising discovery.

 

[11101]

So this is why the ball slips off his boot every time he tries to control it.

 

[GledTheRed]

Why would you want to pull Traore back anyway?

If he has beat you it means it's time to engage his brain and make a decision.

 

[ROFLUTION]

Was originally called Bebe-oil, and did nothing good for Bebe's crosses

 

[Sandikan]

Needs to spend more time on controlling the bloody ball.

 

[The Firestarter]

Yeah that sounds like BS. Just like when he says he doesn’t lift any weights and his physique is totally natural

I’m glad we didn’t get this lad like many wanted us to, absolute headless chicken, the weight from that muscle mass will be ageing him must faster than the ordinary player as well imo.

Natural born unit.

 

[Carl]

Surely rubbing baby oil on Traore is prohibited by the FA? The parts of the pitch he falls on would be more slippery. Can you imagine if he falls and rolls around the penalty spot?


https://www.espn.com/soccer/wolverh...-baby-oil-to-keep-out-of-defenders-grasp-nuno

Is this serious? I actually can't tell.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

The dry skin he'd get from that Johnson's stuff is punishment enough.

 

[RUCK4444]

Surely rubbing baby oil on Traore is prohibited by the FA? The parts of the pitch he falls on would be more slippery. Can you imagine if he falls and rolls around the penalty spot?


https://www.espn.com/soccer/wolverh...-baby-oil-to-keep-out-of-defenders-grasp-nuno

Actually when you think about it, as an opponent of his what if your allergic to baby oil?

Not sure if it's permitted in the ol' FA rule book. I can see there being VAR reviews of the changing rooms to make sure players aren't getting a dodgy pre-game 'rub down'

 

[Cutch]

Has a dodgy shoulder. Last year he had a dislocation/subluxation after an opponent pulled him back and he used the oil when he returned to try and prevent it happening again

 

[Dante]

I use Durex Strawberry Flavoured Lubricant.