Raphael Varane | Signed for United!

[ayushreddevil9]

Phil Jones has made 224 appearances for the club and is one of the few remaining PL winners we have. It is punching down because the guy has been going through an injury nightmare for the last 18 months and you think it is funny to take shots and make up crap when he is at a low point. Be a better person than that.

We should just open a charity center while we're at it.

 

[Jim Beam]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

 

[ehsanul]

Phil Jones has made 224 appearances for the club and is one of the few remaining PL winners we have. It is punching down because the guy has been going through an injury nightmare for the last 18 months and you think it is funny to take shots and make up crap when he is at a low point. Be a better person than that.

Yah and he is getting paid millions for being injured.I wonder which clown authorized a new contract for this pile of shit.

 

[Pexbo]

Yah and he is getting paid millions for being injured.I wonder which clown authorized a new contract for this pile of shit.

So aim your ire at them, not Jones.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

 

[Strats]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

 

[MIC_FIN]

I'm with the other guy. Whoever he was. Sat in his office devoid of humor.

Faster mate, work harder.

Get a job working from home. I have compiled many, many tins of heavy duty spam.

 

[Iron Stove]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Joder!

 

[ElectroManiac]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Joder con las banderas rojas

 

[Random Task]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Can legit picture that happening

 

[Adamsk7]

My red flag is at full mast and my full moon is puckered.

 

[Withnail]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

That last line is killer

 

[ChaddyP]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

 

[FrankDrebin]

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[Withnail]

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It's a big day tomorrow, surely

 

[Judas]

At the weekend I thought this would be near enough a done dealio by middle of the week, big massive moon tomorrow by the looks of things.

 

[Jeppers7]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Too good

 

[Giggsy13]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

This is excellent

 

[ArjenIsM3]

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New contract incoming

 

[Eternitiy]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Award worthy post.

 

[kirk buttercup]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

Superb . Post of the year so Far , Bravo Sir .

 

[OmarUnited4ever]

Visions of Murtough like a fecking bulldog on the phone, hashing out this deal with Perez. Literally barking 'cincuenta' and 'no mas' down the phone.

Perez hangs up the office, his mobile rings, it's bloody Murtough. Hangs up, blocks the number, an email comes in 'CALL ME, JOHN'. Joder this guy is persistent. The fax machine starts to whirr, a crisp A4 piece of paper drops and floats lazily to the floor with the words 'it was never broken' scrawled across it.

And after a long day, Perez looks at sky from his ivory tower office window and sees the moon, and deep down he knows it, that the Jamaican delegate was right

 

[Jacob]

Imagine getting Sancho for £73m and Varane for £43m. Very good business deal.

Not good id say, decent at best. Two great players that are much needed but the fees are nothing to brag about.

It will probably be 25 + 43 for both in the first year given Sancho will be financed.

 

[Matthew84!]

Still not done? I've been on and off all day hoping for good news,

 

[SalfordRed18]

Not good id say, decent at best. Two great players that are much needed but the fees are nothing to brag about.

It will probably be 25 + 43 for both in the first year given Sancho will be financed.

You don't think those are good fees? What year you living in exactly?

 

[Zaphod2319]

When did the price become €70m? From day one €50m was the high number.

 

[TheReligion]

When did the price become €70m? From day one €50m was the high number.

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[Zoo]

VARANE, DEPARTURE IMMINENT!

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[Zaphod2319]

This is the first mention I have seen of €70m.

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[Tapori]

We paid £24m for Van Persie nearly a decade ago and won the title under similar circumstances. Given the rise of transfer fees as well as the status of Varane, it is hardly a ridiculous transfer fee.

It's a brilliant fee for around 40-45 million pounds in todays market for a 1xWC 4xCL 3xLa Liga World-Class CB we wanted to sign at 18-19.

Name a better potential deal we could make this window for CB?

 

[AltiUn]

This is the first mention I have seen of €70m.

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Probably cause it's a load of bollocks.

 

[Tapori]

Varane wants to stay but is being pushed now - red flags everywhere

Don't you hurt me.

 

[RUCK4444]

Don't you hurt me.

 

[WPMUFC]

Wake up for work, another 12 hours of random Spanish journalist trying to act ITK.

This cannot end quick enough. The amount of absolute garbage coming out from people that obviously have no idea is laughable.

Full moon save me

 

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[WPMUFC]

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70 million
50million
45+5 million
Mufc making a bid soon
Varane to mufc in hours
Mufc must offer more.

 

[mazhar13]

Here's José Félix Díaz's original Tweet for those who are wondering:

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[podurban2]

Sounds like Real are just trying to get some extra money in the eleventh hour. This feels like a done dealio (fingers crossed).

 

[Mickeza]

Well there’s no chance we’re paying 60m euros. Madrid are in absolute cuckoo land if they think we are.

 

[Rolaholic]

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The majority of the El Chiringuito guys are cronies of Florentino Perez