Premier League ain’t ready for bald Martial

Jacob

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When you've give up all hope in a player, you can only be positively surprised. A new signing!

He was my favourite player at one point. So silky and cool as ice. Unfortunately his mentality and workrate got exposed later on.
 

lysglimt

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Keane went bald, went up a level.
Becks went bald, went up a level.
Rio went bald, went up a level.
Rooney Went bald, went up a level.
Luke went bald, went up level.
Let the season commence.
How about William Prunier ? :)
 

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I’d rather he had aubameyangs trim and an ounce of mental fortitude but that’s just me.
 

roonster09

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That’s what I thought as well when I first saw this thread. And we all know how he performed last year.
That was during lockdown, so bald Martial = Post lock down. It was very good :D
 

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This guy ...
He has no charisma at all! No sympathy, no smile, nothing ...
Not on or off the field.
 

Von Mistelroum

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Sadly gave up hope with Martial a while ago now. Expectations are that he’ll still look like he can’t be arsed most of the time and run directly into opposition players the rest of it. Hair looks good though.
 

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If he stays he needs to start taking players on again, he is incredibly hard to tackle yet does the defenders the favour of not making them try.
 

Tom Cato

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Honestly, I just love the way the lads keep bantering eachother
 

Glorio

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This new Martial will run through brickwalls.
And Luke Shaw's crosses will find him all the time as the reflection off his shiny scalp will be akin to runway lights, nay, a lone homing beacon in the dark night's sky.
 

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I have a feeling this is his season. It will be like a new signing.
 

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Ultimate snub to long haired Cavani.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a single piece that his advice, even on hair styles!"

Disgraceful, get rid.