Epic win for the stats
Presser vs Newcastle
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
“At some point” — what we thinking, are we taking this to mean he starts on the bench?
Manager exaggerates qualities of one of his players in public shocker.
No I just thought it was funny that he obviously isn't that good at hitting the target, and yet the manager comes up with this nonsense.
Yeah, 35 percent is nothing?!
Thats scandalous really.
Joke of a manager really.
Sounds that way. Typical Ole
Big fat phony.
Oh my god, the meltdown if Ole brings him on in the 85th minute 
You are truly pathetic
He have to be some kind of bellend to instantly stat check a statement like that. Who cares, the whole world knows what we are getting with Ronaldo and the stats mean feck all.
The official ManUtd Instagram page has just posted the quote about the shooting stat on their timeline, so it must be true
Soon Ole, the mighty who could never be wrong, will say that he scores one of two freekicks, and all the Ronaldo fanboys on CAF will go bananas when someone comes up with a stat that shows that Ronaldo isn't a good freekick taker.
Ronaldo has to be on the bench. Jesse has earned a start. white text
You're having an absolute mare here.
Isn’t he just exaggerating a point to basically say he hits the target a lot from outside the box? Don’t think we were meant to take it literally…
This is just who he is sadly. Missing the point completely bless him.
Well, he obviously isn't doing it "a lot".
Tell me, what's the point genius?
Give it a rest. What an odd thing to pick on.
Ole out
The fact Ole has thrown out an arbitrary number to say how good his shooting is and you’ve taken the actual number seriously.
I can’t imagine anyone is that dense, so it must be the usual anti-Ole nonsense. Yawn.
Weird negativity as usual
Alright, but Ronaldo obviously isn't very good at hitting the target, so why can't we question when Ole is telling us fairytales? He is indeed the manager of Manchester United, he can't just come up with what he feels like.
Eh? They've posted what Ole said, how does it make it true?
Did you just say Ronaldo obviously isn’t very good at hitting the target?
fecking hell.
Can you imagine how many goals he'd have with 99% shooting accuracy
I'm convinced that football just brings misery to a good portion of our fans.
Actually a good portion is inaccurate, it's a reasonable portion of our fans. Stop telling lies in presser threads with stats that are obviously not true.
Looking forward to seeing Ronaldo tomorrow but really interested (worried) in how we lineup in midfield.
Considering his overall career accuracy is just about 41% (I just looked this up) and he's scored 785 goals. He'd have close to 1900 goals by now.Can you imagine how many goals he'd have with 99% shooting accuracy
Ah, now you have come to discuss the actual fact, which says that he isn't very good at it (if we look at last season's numbers).
Loving the entertainment my good man. Hats off.Feck me, this thread is a car crash.
This Michael Cox guy has a big problem with United. Tiresome.
Just type his name and United into Google. Ole is rubbish, United are useless. Covers any match we get beaten and won't say a word when we win. Just another ABU.
Yeah he’s shit pal.
Ronaldo isn't very good at hitting the target
Imagine what his numbers would look like if he could then.Funny as feck this.Are you suggesting the club doesn't fact check its tweets before posting them? That would be embarrassing