Post a food picture that sums up a player

[P-Ro]

A heated discussion has errupted on the Redcafe discord after one poster (who will remain anonymous) called Bruno a melt.

If Bruno was a melt I'd like to think he was a delicious Francesinha sandwich:

So what other footballers can be summed up with a simple food picture?

Ross Barkley:

 

[Lord SInister]

Harry Maguire when he scores a goal and when he concedes a goal.

 

[MichaelRed]

Siuuuuuuuuup

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Don't think I even need to say the player.

 

[P-Ro]

Don't think I even need to say the player.

Patrik Berger?

 

[Pscholes18]

Don't think I even need to say the player.

FFS is that the quailty of food youre getting from BK over there?

 

[Reynoldo]

Siuuuuuuuuup

 

[Acquire Me]

Don't think I even need to say the player.

Ando

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

FFS is that the quailty of food youre getting from BK over there?

Sadly that's the level, probably why it's declined in popularity over here.

 

[V.O.]

Maguire

 

[RedDevilQuebecois]

Ando

I thought exactly the same thing.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Suarez

 

[V.O.]

Suarez

Well done

 

[RedDevilQuebecois]

Since Ronnie is a Lisbon-born lad, of course you have to have a look at this local specialty named Bacalhau à Brás (salt cod with potatoes and eggs). It happens to be his favorite dish.

 

[TwoSheds]

David Luiz. A massive soft mush of high hopes and ultimate disappointment. Football genoise.

 

[Semper Fudge]

Since Ronnie is a Lisbon-born lad, of course you have to have a look at this local specialty named Bacalhau à Brás (salt cod with potatoes and eggs). It happens to be his favorite dish.

Those are chips, you can't say potatoes just to try and tart it up.

 

[JamesB__]

Harry Maguire when he scores a goal and when he concedes a goal.

Lampard at the beginning of his sentences vs Lampard at the end of his sentences.

 

[48 hours]

Maguire

 

[horsechoker]

Suarez

 

[horsechoker]

 

[Pexbo]

Jack Grealish

 

[2cents]

 

[matys]

 

[horsechoker]

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Danny Drinkwater

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Naanderson?

 

[Oranges038]

Plain, reliable and versatile - James Milner

 

[Oranges038]

Jack Grealish

That is an awful looking pint of Guinness.

 

[Dante]

Brilliant as it is. Works with everything. Makes everything else better. Not spectacular enough to get the attention it deserves.

Kante.

 

[Dante]

Lacks anything to get you excited. Underrated but necessary for proper functioning.

McTominay

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Brilliant as it is. Works with everything. Makes everything else better. Not spectacular enough to get the attention it deserves.

Kante.

Immediately thought of a certain Argie defender when I saw this pic

 

[slored1]

Brilliant as it is. Works with everything. Makes everything else better. Not spectacular enough to get the attention it deserves.

Kante.

Nah ketchup is disgusting.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Maguire

Plain, reliable and versatile - James Milner

Lacks anything to get you excited. Underrated but necessary for proper functioning.

McTominay

These guys get it.

Though with McT I’d say he’s more a bowl of Shredded Wheat - no sugar.

Too plain to be Weetabix.

 

[utdalltheway]

Since Ronnie is a Lisbon-born lad, of course you have to have a look at this local specialty named Bacalhau à Brás (salt cod with potatoes and eggs). It happens to be his favorite dish.

Nah,
Madeira cake

 

[Andersonson]

https://i.imgur.com/2Tv1gkq_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

 

[Nicolarra90]

Don't think I even need to say the player.

Shaw?

 

[IRN-BRUno]

 

[donkeyfish]

 

[horsechoker]

Any injury prone player

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Fred: