Lisandro Martinez | Man Utd player - Contract till 2027, with the option to extend for a further year
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Surprised by his English skills.
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Did not see that one coming.
I hate the new tweets you need ManUtd app to watch the video.
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He probably said sod learning Dutch and learnt English instead while in Holland.
Open the Twitter page first.
Are you okay with this announcement @Leethal?
I bet he’ll go up on his wife tonight to celebrate.
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Nice this guy is a serious competitor. Napoleon complex turned all the way up to 11.
Great! Do we have an idea on which number he will have?
Pretty sure I read that English was the language used in training at Ajax.
Our new announcement videos are much better than whatever stupidity we were trying before. Apart from Sanchez's. That one was worth the price alone.
Suddenly realising that if Ole was still our manager his nickname would be Lizzy
What? Are you 14? Don't tag me in other threads.
Lil Lizzy
First red card sweepstake?
Bruno's was awesome.
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We're good caretakers we could take care of Antony too.
Didn't expect him to be able to speak English so that's a nice little bonus.
I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.
in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.
We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.
The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.
in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.
We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.
The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.
We've been doing a good job with Donny
really like this signing a player that plays with grit and heart . Welcome Lisandro Martinez !
Yeah Lindelof is a wuss and Varane seem too nice.
Fan favourite in no time. 
Just starting his first training session.
It works. Cheers.
Dont worry we will make sure he fails just like Blind, VdB, Depay.
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I'm expecting this also. Everything I've read and seen so far points to a pretty exciting signing.Fan favourite in no time.
Bloody hell, you'll moan about anything won't you?
Yeah we keep him safe from the rigors of British football, we even give him sit belts to stay safe on the sidelines.We've been doing a good job with Donny
Interesting that on his announcement video on YouTube it states position - Defender/Midfielder
Already my favourite player…ever. Its a short list!