[Pscholes18]

These kits are dire.

 

[ThinkTank@Cafe]

What did Lisandro do wrong? I missed 1st half

 

[matys]

ETH is slowly getting on my nerves, when is Garnacho coming in? 90mins????

Putting a young kid on at 4-0 away from home might not be the best option

 

[peridigm]

The depressing thing is we’ve yet to score a goal this season.

 

[kouroux]

It’s just weird to me that players like Bruno and Rashford are left out there when they’ve offered absolutely nothing. Basically non existent and Sancho was offering more threat and getting on the ball. Yet these two somehow get a pass.

Them being left out in a single post doesn't mean they're excused. They've been just as shit, if not worse. Not a single player gets a good mention from me but I cannot name them all for each post

 

[macheda14]

At least Malacia looks quite good.

 

[Widow]

4-0 up and Brentford have been time wasting since half time... Just play the bloody game.

 

[Waynne]

This sideways crab passing is doing my head in.

PASS FECKING FORWARD

 

[Jazz]

I would not, he is not even up to DDG standard when DDG is this shite.

We agree to disagree. DDG is rock bottom at this moment, Heaton can't get any worse than that imho

 

[Fooza]

Who's looking forward to another Maguire apology?

Spoiler

 

[CloneMC16]

 

[Judas]

If Dean Henderson had half a brain he'd never have left, he'd be starting next week.

and we'd not be much better for it. He's no better really.

 

[Beachryan]

Why is the ref stopping play here? Which rule is he using to blow the whistle?

 

[In Rainbows]

Figured out why our players look good at training. We train against ourselves. Everyone looks good against us, including us.

 

[FerociousCorgis]

Putting a young kid on at 4-0 away from home might not be the best option

He's an attacking winger. We could lose 12-0 and he wouldn't be getting the blame if he comes on for 30 minutes

 

[Zen86]

Good old Sky with their Cost of starting XI’s exclusively for United games.

 

[James35]

What did Lisandro do wrong? I missed 1st half

he failed to grow past 5’9

 

[RG 11]

We have to write off their transfer fees then. That’s what I’m saying, we can’t play them just because we paid a lot of money for them.

Play the kids. Sign good honest pros in the John O’Shea mould. Dig this club out of the shit somehow. The funny thing is that O’Shea was really a squad or rotation player but if we had 11 of him (including the keeper) we could beat Brentford.

that chip against arsenal and last minute winner against pool.

wouldn’t mind having 11 O’Sheas in the team compared to this dross.

 

[Adam-Utd]

What did Lisandro do wrong? I missed 1st half

nothing really apart from them targeting him. He slipped on 1 of the goals but it wasn’t really his fault as such

 

[Nick7]

It dosen't help at all, but we've definitely been better in the 75 mins of this match than the 75 mins against Brighton.

2 or 3 freakish goals that wouldn’t normally happen. It’s needed though, for the manager and everyone above him to see just how fecking shit our squad is.

 

[RopersReturn]

I fecking hate these players.. DDG, Shaw, Maguire, Dalot, Rashford, Bruno, Fred, McT. Get rid of the lot.

Like a blocked toilet -If it were only that simple to fix.

 

[Ted Lasso]

What did Lisandro do wrong? I missed 1st half

He's a good player. Just not in this team in this league at this stage as a CB.

He'd be mint at city for instance

 

[kouroux]

Figured out why our players look good at training. We train against ourselves. Everyone looks good against us, including us.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Maguire has to go.

It's the elephant in the room. Club doesn't want to admit defeat and hold their hands up, taking the financial loss

 

[christinaa]

Putting a young kid on at 4-0 away from home might not be the best option

Disagree.
It's like imagining a young Best coming on

 

[Jazz]

Can't even score one fecking goal. Dire times

 

[DickDastardly]

I've seen enough. Start Malacia over Shaw.

Took you too long.

Next thing you'll say is start Varane instead of Maguire.

Not the speed of insightes we need.

He had enough time to see them for what they are.

 

[justboy68]

That whole Brentford team cost less than Martinez. Shocking.

 

[Rightnr]

Figured out why our players look good at training. We train against ourselves. Everyone looks good against us, including us.

This... you might be onto something

 

[prateik]

I love how right after last weeks result, there were stories about us signing 3-4 players imminently..
Just PR nonsense from the club..

a week later and no player signed, I want to see what happens after this result.. How hard are they going to press the Panic button.

 

[rizx]

4-0 up and Brentford have been time wasting since half time... Just play the bloody game.

They played the bloody game in the first and put it 4 times in the net. You should be happy they're not pushing and the match will not end 6-0 or 7-0

 

[2E_MUFC]

Malacia should be ahead of Shaw easily. Rashford should go to PSG.

 

[CloneMC16]

and we'd not be much better for it. He's no better really.

The best we've looked defensively in the last 3 years was when Henderson was in goal.

 

[Tiki-Taka]

Second half team that’s all. Let teams get ahead first half so they take it easy second, we will finish the season top of the 2nd half league.

 

[Slevs]

McTominay is so stupid man.
Waits till he's crowded then passes it to Malacia who is like 10 cm next to him as if he's gonna be able to do anything from that position.

 

[Will Singh]

We can draw the 2nd half

 

[Withnail]

Absolute headless chicken stuff from McT on that throw in. WTF?

 

[peridigm]

Kinda sad how quickly this game ended. We gave up after the first goal.

DDG gave up for sure.

 

[kouroux]

@Pogue Mahone Looks like Brentford has ran 11kms more than Utd. It's fecking shocking tbh

 

[NoLogo]

Neville: "It's a real achievement to spent 1bn on your team and be this bad."

Can't argue with that.