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Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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Feck me! I'm a believer now. At least for the next 32 or so hours.
I abandoned this ship a while ago, but aren't there so many coincidences? I mean if nothing happens, someone is surely trolling us.
- Weird trip to England, 2 days before deadline and social media blackout
- Ten Hag smirking while saying something that could be just typical as "we will always stay alert"
- We are selling our only first team midfielder who can create from the back. Even if unproven he was the only one. And we do that now and not during all that time. For a fee which is close to the deferred wages scenario as well.
- Now links that something might happen on deadline day.
Imagine if we get something from a top tier source.
and we are signing Arnautovic on deadline day
- Weird trip to England, 2 days before deadline and social media blackout
- Ten Hag smirking while saying something that could be just typical as "we will always stay alert"
- We are selling our only first team midfielder who can create from the back. Even if unproven he was the only one. And we do that now and not during all that time. For a fee which is close to the deferred wages scenario as well.
- Now links that something might happen on deadline day.
Imagine if we get something from a top tier source.
and we are signing Arnautovic on deadline day
According to @JonathanShrager EtH has told Dest that he won't be be signing him due to AWB staying, so unless that has changed it seems unlikely that we'll be moving for him.
What's intriguing is that we're letting Garner leave on a permanent deal which leaves us short of bodies in the CM position, even if EtH doesn't rate Garner as a player likely to break into the first team on a regular basis it does seem risky that we'd allow another midfielder to leave when we've already lost Matic, Mata, Pogba and Lingard but only bought two players in to replace them.
Maybe we now know FDJ is coming and have decided that Garner can go. Maybe just maybe.
Believe, fellow muppets. The time is now!
Everything seems to be lining up for something good... but it's definitely not for who you put there
We go strong muppets, we make one final charge
What is wrong with two of you! I googled Alderley Edge and found it is right at the edge of Burnham Beeches Hotel. One of the most timeless and elegant wedding venues in Buckinghamshire. Easy to acces if Erik wants to kidnapp a person, or even two. Georgian architecture and ten acres of gardens and lawns absolutely brilliant for all influencers and their insta photos, will make millions of people jealous and get you new follwers. But it is our warm, gracious hospitality and unparalleled attention to detail that will make your wedding celebration Donny, an affair to remember.
From the splendour of our Georgian Suite to the cosy fireplace for your Dutch friend Frenkie and his fiance Mikky to enjoy and the ambience of the Burnham Suite to our alfresco lawns and terraces, big enough for Memphis to sing, we offer a distinctive range of settings for your ceremony and reception.
Why the feck is he swanning round Alderley Edge and not preparing for the Leicester match. Lost focus already, that’s an L incoming for sure. Ten Hag out!
am I doing it right?!
Yep thats doing it right my friend...
6 and a half hours to get to 2000, I believe!
Wait a minute, are you Frenkie?
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Deal gets done late late on thursday. Nobody's sure if its gone through. Not officially confirmed until...
Frenkie Friday!
Frenkie Friday!
The window closes tomorrow, keep up.
They can feck off!
What?
So when are we unveiling Frenkie? We're still getting him right? RIGHT? RIIIGGGGHHHHTTT?
I’ve had this awful tendency to think it’s September for over a week now. I have no idea why I’m struggling to get through august
Ah lads a midfield of Casemiro, De Jong with either Eriksen/Bruno McTominey and Fred as subs.
McTominey and Fred as subs.when does this window close? Kill me now.
Soon your struggles are over!I’ve had this awful tendency to think it’s September for over a week now. I have no idea why I’m struggling to get through august
Sep 1st, midnight CET, 23:00 BST.
Not long now... It'll all be over soon
Your weakness sickens me! Suck it up and stand tall fellow muppet!
Any celebrity really dude, I couldn't cope with that sh*t and no doubt would end up on the wrong side of a law suit for grabbing a photographers camera and showing him a magic trick where I swap his teeth for the camera.
Absolutely top muppeting.
Dinna Fash, my friend. We shall reach muppetdom together tomorrowI’ve had this awful tendency to think it’s September for over a week now. I have no idea why I’m struggling to get through august
This kind of feels like Ronaldo to City territory from last year. No matter how much money we've spent, if Frenkie goes to another club its gonna look horrible for the club. So wouldn't surprise me if there is even an ounce of truth to the fact that he may move, we'll move heaven and earth to get him.
Thanks, I needed that. Standing proud and strong!
I'm indifferent about FdJ going to Chelsea because I wasn't that invested in this scenario of him coming to us.
But hot damn there are going to be some upset posters if that happened
But hot damn there are going to be some upset posters if that happened
Best dust off the trusty old fax machine ready for deadline day.
Its been clear for weeks he wasnt leaving. full respect to those keeping the thread plodding along though.I'm indifferent about FdJ going to Chelsea because I wasn't that invested in this scenario of him coming to us.
But hot damn there are going to be some upset posters if that happened
If De Jong really does join Chelsea after seeing them play this season then so be it.
The guy seems a bit dumb.
Nothing against Chelsea but somethings looks wrong at that club at the moment.
The guy seems a bit dumb.
Nothing against Chelsea but somethings looks wrong at that club at the moment.
Would be incredibly shocked if he went to Chelsea in all honesty. Most of the solid rumours linking him to Chelsea dried up when ours did tooI'm indifferent about FdJ going to Chelsea because I wasn't that invested in this scenario of him coming to us.
But hot damn there are going to be some upset posters if that happened
Exactly, the key here is getting him to leave Barca. If he does betray Ten Hag and go to chejsea that's a different story
Easy there Nostradamus, big difference between wanting to stay and actually staying. Barca could still force him out
Sure looks like a man who doesn't know a photo is being taken of him without his permission
No Marina, no party.
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