Cristiano Ronaldo: Set to leave by mutual agreement

[DomesticTadpole]

A fruit that people want to bite? God what a bellend he is

As they say if he was made of chocolate he would eat himself.

 

[djembatheking]

He is so unaware of how much of a vain knobhead he is.

 

[Rolaholic]

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[Shane88]

This is what media is these days. Sucking each other off over likes, follows, retweets, shares.

 

[Real Name]

He comes across well. He should still play a part after World Cup.

 

[Fridge chutney]

It was a Woodward vanity signing wasn't it? I heard it repeated the other day on a podcast, possible Talk of the Devils. Woody convinced Joel of the financials. The deal was basically done and then Solskjaer was asked if he wanted him and he obviously said yes. I don't really think Ole had the clout to convince the Glazers to part with half a mill a week, do you?

Yes, which is why placing the blame at SAF's feet is a baffling position to take.

 

[TheNewEra]

How many times has Piers reminded him he's the most followed person on Instagram in the world.

So fecking what!!!!

Its football related, not the 25% win rate with him this year, but instagram followers win you games!

 

[Red00012]

Piers drooling over him instead of asking difficult questions

 

[RedDevil@84]

How many times has Piers reminded him he's the most followed person on Instagram in the world.

So fecking what!!!!

Piers knows he can make Ronaldo agree to whatever lies he is gonna serve next, by massaging his ego or sucking his balls metaphorically.

 

[hobbers]

'I like to be around only people who love me'

Truest thing we'll here.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

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[DomesticTadpole]

'I like to be around only people who love me'

Truest thing we'll here.

Bit of a loner then is he?

 

[astracrazy]

Piers makes all the quotes himself, Ronaldo's just too thick to see what he is doing.

 

[Sandikan]

I'm not even sure Piers follows football that much, so will spout this crap thinking what he's saying is right without looking at any of the context, if he had his way Ronaldo would go to Arsenal, and wreck the best thing they've had going for years, yet he's an Arsenal fan apparently.

Any United fan with even low intelligence knows ETH has the club going in the best direction it has been since SAF retired, and that Ronaldo has been a hinderance to the speed of the progress, not anymore though hopefully.

I know everyone is currently making out Ronaldo is the worst player in history.
But the truth is he could easily have done a job here, in the right games as a rotational player.

The problem was always expecting to play every game and be the big man still.

 

[The Urban Goose]

Who could Ronaldo be referring to when he said he felt some people didn’t want him here, he said not just this year but last year aswell?

Me.

 

[hobbers]

So the Rooney quote was straight out of Piers mouth.

God Ronaldo is thick to be duped by such an obvious chancer.

 

[jasT1981]

Anyone else getting the feeling Morgan is putting words into Ronaldos mouth?

 

[djembatheking]

He is looking more like his statue all the time

 

[Mickeza]

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He’s so much like fecking Trump

 

[Sandikan]

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Wow that's scathing, Ronaldo is out of control!

Oh wait...

 

[Red00012]

Isn't it an outright lie that everyone was blaming Cristiano for the 25 goals in last season? Maguire got hundred times of what Ronaldo got.

I was questioning this myself . Ronaldo got hardly no abuse last season ?

 

[RedDevil@84]

So basically Piers blatantly lied that Rooney asked United to throw Ronaldo out. Or did I miss anything?

 

[Fridge chutney]

First question tonight and the answer confirms Sir Alex Ferguson was the reason he came back to Man United - he told him "you can't go to City".

Oh this is scathing to say: United are behind on I.T. and nutrition advice. Ole had an iPad, I'm sure he did.

I bet you're loving this.

Why would i believe anything coming from Ronaldo when his interview thus far has been riddled with misinformation?

Edit: i also missed the part where Ronaldo said that it was SAF's decision to bring him back to Old Trafford. Please cite where you see this to be the case.

 

[JPRouve]

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To be fair, I share the same burden. I totally get him.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

He’s so much like fecking Trump

So the hair isn't his?

 

[djembatheking]

I bet Wazza and Gary Neville are pissing themselves laughing at this cnut now.

 

[Sandikan]

So basically Piers blatantly lied that Rooney asked United to throw Ronaldo out. Or did I miss anything?

I for one can't believe that a guy who got sacked from a national newspaper for falsifying a story can lie about stuff...

 

[FattyFooty]

It's very obvious that our attack is struggling. Especially with Ronaldo being crap and Martial injured and Sancho not performing. We have a new manager and the only forward he was able to get was a right winger. Now if Ronaldo fecks off we should be able to buy a new CF.
Klopp struggled in his first season and so did Pep with a much better team. Give ETH a couple of transfer windows before you slate him. He has not even been here for half a season yet.

I didnt slate him. I was questioning pretty much every attacker we have. None of them had proven to be consistent enugh to be a United forward.

I want Ten Hag to make it well, but it remains to be seen. And IMO the first thing he needs to fix is our attack. Its not like it will be good once Ronaldo leaves. We will still have problems.

 

[Utd heap]

People are watching this?

 

[Mickeza]

So the hair isn't his?

Wait…trump’s isn’t real?

 

[Infestissumam]

He’s so much like fecking Trump

exactly what I was thinking unconditionally demanding loyalty and worshipping from the people around him, feeling betrayed when there's criticism ... plus the "I'm not going to say that I look better than Rooney" thing. Right out of Trumps playbook, the orange buffoon would be proud.

 

[Devil81]

Waste of time, no doubt we've already seen the worst of tomorrow as well.

 

[clarkydaz]

So basically he can call and judge young players as wasters, but nobody can comment on him

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Wait…trump’s isn’t real?

 

[DomesticTadpole]

So basically he can call and judge young players as wasters, but nobody can comment on him

That's about it.

 

[kouroux]

Piers really wants people to watch the full interview.

He talks about him being 37 with the hunger to play but ignores his physical decline, speaks about his instagram followers it won't win you trophies.

Take him to Arsenal piers and lose your best chance at a title.

He said Zlatan is still banging at 40 years old which is wrong

 

[Rooney24]

What a load of boring fecking shite

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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[MrEleson]

Where did Piers get that Rooney attacked Ronaldo? Piers was definitely forcing that one.

 

[cyberman]

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Must explain why I’m the least followed