I realize the odds of catching up are minimal or zero
But I've got all my chips and wildcard
Something the other person does not, triple Captain Haaland on a hat trick would be great (he does not have Haaland)
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But I've got all my chips and wildcard
Something the other person does not, triple Captain Haaland on a hat trick would be great (he does not have Haaland)
How come?
Can't see it being confirmed?
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Wtf is this rotating wanker on about? Just start Estupidman tomorrow ffs.
Depends on fa cup games next week. We'll know by the start of gw27 who plays in 29.
That's good, you can surely give it a go.
Obviously got dropped because he called his pasta shit.
Absolutely not touching their players till this psycopath is around.
Still contemplating becoming a Hwangker or going for the twice a year sex and steady reliability of Dougie Luiz.
With Leon Bailey flashing his tits at me in the background next to an aloof but alluring Pedro Neto.
With Leon Bailey flashing his tits at me in the background next to an aloof but alluring Pedro Neto.
It's still better than the once a year sex with three pairs of socks on aka picking Rodri in your FPL team, brought to us by the dullest FPL manager ever @Dirty Schwein
At least he got laid last week. I paid for 2 hookers and they ran off with my wallet before I got my pants off.It's still better than the once a year sex with three pairs of socks on aka picking Rodri in your FPL team, brought to us by the dullest FPL manager ever @Dirty Schwein
1.30pm deadline at least means we can prolong the torture to the late morning.
Keep at it. I’ve had mega weeks in the past where I’ve seen huge OR jumps.
You’ve got to be in it to win it?
Yeah, I wore Lonsdale socks during sex last week... But they had "13 points" stitched on themIt's still better than the once a year sex with three pairs of socks on aka picking Rodri in your FPL team, brought to us by the dullest FPL manager ever @Dirty Schwein
I cant decide whether to keep Gordon and Saka both in my XI or drop 1 since they play each other.
I get that the socks would make it wider but wouldn’t they chafe?Yeah, I wore Lonsdale socks during sex last week... But they had "13 points" stitched on them
That's why it's itching!
You are Dullard Schwein from this day onYeah, I wore Lonsdale socks during sex last week... But they had "13 points" stitched on them
Reckon you'll be free hitting in GW29 instead then?
Did anyone Free Hit in that DGW btw? I know a few twitter muppets were. Tumbleweeds since funnily enough.
My nephew did too in our ML of 6 teams and got the 2nd lowest points. Cried about missing out on Watkins and SolankeMy mate did and he finished on 68 points - the lowest out of our 6 team league. He thought he was being smart bringing in the likes of Regulion and De Bruyne only to have it backfire spectacularly. He must be livid about all the Saka and Watkins points he missed out on
Depends on the cup games. Can't say anything for now.
Well, one reason maybe.
Where was it you went recently again??
Anybody else considering captaining Hwang? Just me?
I am as well. It’s between him, Watkins and Haaland for me.
Going in without Neto or Hwang seems a big risk for this GW but I did jota to Bailey and have Kdb, Garnacho saka and Richarlison as my other midfielders. I don’t want to remove Richarlison as he plays in 29 and I don’t want to remove him as I plan to go into 29 without FH.
The only wolves asset I have his semedo and considering my luck, wolves will concede to SHU
The only wolves asset I have his semedo and considering my luck, wolves will concede to SHU
Anyone for Watkins over haaland captaincy this week?
I was really tempted by this but bottled it
It’s not confirmed before the FA cup matches have fallen into place which will be after this GW.
Hee Chan Hwang has penalties and up front against arguably the worst side Sheffield United. Great run of fixtures too. 4 of the most leaky defences in the next 6.
feck it. I'm Hwangking as well.
Yes Sheff Utd are pony. But Hwang hasn't scored for ages has he?
Is it just the out of position and Sheff Utd poor aspects or am I missing something?
Might do a -4 so Jota can go to a mid. It's whether it's Rashy, Odey or a Wolves boy.
Is it just the out of position and Sheff Utd poor aspects or am I missing something?
Might do a -4 so Jota can go to a mid. It's whether it's Rashy, Odey or a Wolves boy.
This prob answered my questions I posed just before I saw your post!
He's only played once since coming back from the Asia Cup. He wasn't exactly prolific before that to be fair but ticked along nicely.
Definitely a ride the fixtures pick - not sure he’s in form, but what he mostly does is finish while Neto does the tricks and assists. Cunha’s out too, so he’ll almost certainly play out of position on top.
It’s a value for money signing definitely. If it doesn’t work there’s plenty of picks in that pricerange to go for. Bailey in gw29 for example.
Hee hee!
Areola
Trippier Gabriel Estu
Saka Hwang Foden Doku Bowen
Haaland (c) Watkins
No subs.
Looking at one of Foden > Son, Doku > Rich or Darwin > Solanke next week.
Trippier Gabriel Estu
Saka Hwang Foden Doku Bowen
Haaland (c) Watkins
No subs.
Looking at one of Foden > Son, Doku > Rich or Darwin > Solanke next week.
Beef sausages, duck eggs and pondering decisions. 2 free transfers.
Areola
Gabriel Saliba Taylor
KDB Foden Gordon Saka
Haaland Watkins Solanke
Dubravka Palmer Bradley Guehi
Have already taken a -4 and doubts on whether Taylor or KDB will even play. Help, should I be considering -8
Gabriel Saliba Taylor
KDB Foden Gordon Saka
Haaland Watkins Solanke
Dubravka Palmer Bradley Guehi
Have already taken a -4 and doubts on whether Taylor or KDB will even play. Help, should I be considering -8
Are we playing free hit ?
No. This is why we make plans in advance.
Plans in advance be damned, gone for the free hit.
Flekken
Saliba Dalot Walker (Tarkowski, Van Ecke)
Odegaard Hwang Saka Foden Luiz
Watkins Haaland (C) (Toney)
Thank feck i have another couple hours to tinker the shit out of it.
Flekken
Saliba Dalot Walker (Tarkowski, Van Ecke)
Odegaard Hwang Saka Foden Luiz
Watkins Haaland (C) (Toney)
Thank feck i have another couple hours to tinker the shit out of it.