England's brave line John Terry stalks up to the penalty spot and using his new trick, more cunning than the cunningest of foxes, he covers his mouth with his sleeve to curse the big Dutch twat in front of him. This is to be England's true victory over the dirty foreigners as Terry puts away the title clinching goal, he has seen the signs, this is his destiny.
England's brave lion can't have slipped, it must have been a foreign sniper in the corwd that felled him, surely the referee will realise this and award JT the goal anyway. Hang on what's this sign? Not seen that before.
Oh shit no, how didn't I see the signs. They're going to take the piss out of this for years to come and I'll only be fit for Pizza Hut adverts, why didn't I see the signs.