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VDS - 7 - Good stop from Naismith and covered his near post well against Miller.
O'Shea - 6 - Didn't really do anything, at all. In fact I forgot he played, we probably didn't even need a right-back tonight.
Smalling - 6.5 - Untroubled, has a neckface.
Evans - 6 - Was looking alright til he decided to turn a bit spazzy again and nearly let Rangers score.
Fabio - 7.5 - Forget the fact he got kicked in the face/chest, that header was actually fecking class as well, keeper just about saved it. Completed a full match, grats Fab.
Nani - 6 - Rubbish. Probably has gingivitis.
Scholes - 7 - Got better as it went on. Looking more like his clay doppelganger every day.
Carrick - 8 - Welcome back Michael, some bloke has been pretending to be you for the last year or so. May have been Jonny Evans.
Giggs - 6.5 - Rusty.
Berbatov - Moan, moan, moan. I reckon he leaves the ground on his own, goes home alone and mopes around all night in a dressing gown and slippers, smoking a fag watching crap reality tv shows and just berating the TV at random points.
Rooney - 7.5 - His first touch was excellent considering his lack of football, great penalty.
Obertan - Yeah.
Anderson - Adds a bit of drive. Less fat.
Hernandez - Not much.
Miller - Seriously am I the only one who noticed his weird face? It looked like he had foundation on, you could see the line near his forehead where the colour just completely changed. Weird face.
Broadfoot - Could not look less like a footballer if he tried.
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Obertan -
Anderson -
O'Shea - 6 - Didn't really do anything, at all. In fact I forgot he played, we probably didn't even need a right-back tonight.
Smalling - 6.5 - Untroubled, has a neckface.
Evans - 6 - Was looking alright til he decided to turn a bit spazzy again and nearly let Rangers score.
Fabio - 7.5 - Forget the fact he got kicked in the face/chest, that header was actually fecking class as well, keeper just about saved it. Completed a full match, grats Fab.
Nani - 6 - Rubbish. Probably has gingivitis.
Scholes - 7 - Got better as it went on. Looking more like his clay doppelganger every day.
Carrick - 8 - Welcome back Michael, some bloke has been pretending to be you for the last year or so. May have been Jonny Evans.
Giggs - 6.5 - Rusty.
Berbatov - Moan, moan, moan. I reckon he leaves the ground on his own, goes home alone and mopes around all night in a dressing gown and slippers, smoking a fag watching crap reality tv shows and just berating the TV at random points.
Rooney - 7.5 - His first touch was excellent considering his lack of football, great penalty.
Obertan - Yeah.
Anderson - Adds a bit of drive. Less fat.
Hernandez - Not much.
Miller - Seriously am I the only one who noticed his weird face? It looked like he had foundation on, you could see the line near his forehead where the colour just completely changed. Weird face.
Broadfoot - Could not look less like a footballer if he tried.
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