Brentford 4:0 Manchester United

Ceteris · Aug 13, 2022

we know our players our bad yes
but where is the pressing game Ten Hag promised us, where is the man who they said will be shouting at the players unlike Ole
Two games into the season it is apparant we cannot get anywhere near opposition players to make tackles or win balls
We have to earn the right to play, take their 4th goal for example Sancho fcukn weak in the box to loose possession

Where is the manager, what have we been doing in training because i cannot see after a game and half.
I for one question his judgement because most of us thought Maguire is done in the starting 11, after last week Shaw should not be starting this game, dont get me started on Rashford

DavelinaJolie · Aug 13, 2022

Mark Chapman riffing on how petulant Bruno is. This club is an absolute joke.

Will Singh · Aug 13, 2022

Canucantona20 said:
We’re shit but hopefully this pushes us to get some players in.

Who do you think can sort this out as De Jong won’t make a difference

Drawfull · Aug 13, 2022

Oaencha said:
7-1. Crucifying but I will at least win some money.

We're not gonna score 1 :lol:

CloneMC16 · Aug 13, 2022

Judas said:
There's something deeply wrong with this group. Their mentality, belief and approach is all so wrong.

I think they're mentally gone now. They've taken too many heavy defeats. They can't handle the pressure of playing for this club.

Sandikan · Aug 13, 2022

FrankDrebin said:
Martinez, good player in the wrong league or atleast position. Fecking hell Hag, what are you thinking ?

The second the interest in Martinez came up, loads of us said it was suicidal to bring such a tiny player in for centre back.

The "smart" posters told us that because 2 of the all time best in history Baresi and Cannavaro were ok, and posted a few clips of him tackling a couple of top strikers, that'd we 'd be ok.

Today has gone, but we need to get Varane and McTom on asap.
Have at least some chance of defending set pieces then.

Hester_manc · Aug 13, 2022

MrBest said:
Fred off, Varane on. Move Martinez to number 6, push Erikson to number 8. Malacia for Shaw and garnacho for Rashford. He has to make 3 changes in this half, get the overpaid names off, these shits need to know this is unacceptable. They cannot keep blaming every manager, they are the problem.

Sounds okay. But you just as well sub Sancho or Ronaldo as Rashford.

Alemar · Aug 13, 2022

No McTominay, please

christinaa · Aug 13, 2022

Tony247 said:
I am livid at everyone everything. But just keeping the head calm and thinking...DDG finished the game with his two mistakes. After that every player gave up, which is in their nature.

I don't know what the feck I am saying. My mind is cooked up completely.

You are so right.
DDG fecked the game up and our players fell to pieces.

Beachryan · Aug 13, 2022

Oddly, there's no way that was our worst half of football recently. We were worse against Brighton in the 1st half imo.

But the individual errors are simply unacceptable.

dinostar77 · Aug 13, 2022

Its only liverpool up next. Jesus.

Nick7 · Aug 13, 2022

Can we forfeit next week?

DJ_21 · Aug 13, 2022

How is Shaw starting over Malacia aswell? Surely if we’re not gonna be starting Malacia then it would of made sense to sign a rb instead of a lb that ain’t gonna be playing. Dalot is awful!

Walters_19_MuFc · Aug 13, 2022

We really struggle with teams who play 3 at the back, and seems like we never do anything to counteract it.

Let's match them in the second half.

Ronaldo
Sancho
Shaw Fred Eriksen Bruno Dalot
Martinez Varane Maguire
De Gea

Santoryo · Aug 13, 2022

The most irksome thing to me is our inability to win second balls. We're always a split second behind to react. Effort should be 110% which isn't there. We expect the ball to come to us for some reasons. Even when we have swarmed a player we're still unable to get the ball of him because we don't put in the legs or tackles in there and instead just surround the guy without doing anything.

miked99 · Aug 13, 2022

I thought we were gonna win this match.

Not sure what to do for the second half. Shall I watch it, or inject myself with heroin to numb the pain?

OrcaFat · Aug 13, 2022

The malaise is so set into these guys that it will take a long time to purge. They need to go back to basics and keep a fcuking clean sheet. Two games in and we might as well give up on top 4 and use this as a “start from scratch” job.

This might be overly fatalistic but nobody decent is going to sign for us while this mess continues.

NK86 · Aug 13, 2022

At this rate, I hope we give a walk over and take the 3-0 defeat against Pool. Hope there's rioting outside the stadium before that match and every match. If the club doesn't do anything now, then it never will.

Dudu · Aug 13, 2022

NewDawnFades said:
Varane for whomst tho?

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RedDevilQuebecois · Aug 13, 2022

ForeverRed1 said:
I’m 100% team ETH and will back him all the way.. however.. he needs to be way more ruthless. Saying this group is good enough isn’t the one.. they are not. Time to get ruthless. I cannot believe that we’re two games into the season with pretty much the same first team as last season. It’s not good enough and I’m hoping and preying that the penny drops real quick.

We are in a situation where he MUST start showing that he will not stand idle in front of this shit. Just like others before me, I would make most subs now and play the kids for the second half. If our regulars think they have been humiliated, they are not humiliated enough. Oh, no!

mitchmouse · Aug 13, 2022

the moment I heard who the captain was going to be this season, I knew shite was descending

christinaa · Aug 13, 2022

NK86 said:
Pool will rip us apart.

Every game has it's story

NewDawnFades · Aug 13, 2022

Alemar said:
No McTominay, please

He is exactly what we need right now

rpitchfo · Aug 13, 2022

Really really need to make sure we don’t be idiots and try to get back into this. Keep it 4-0 please.

AngeloHenriquez · Aug 13, 2022

At least make several subs and show us you are trying to change something

UnitedFan93 · Aug 13, 2022

Great idea to buy a 5ft 9 CB. Absolute utter shite.

BusbyMalone · Aug 13, 2022

fergiewherearethou said:
That's the funny part, it's like many of the fans praising our pre-season never seen a pre-season game in their life.
Everything is 3x times slower, less physical and energetic. That's why our possession-play from the back football worked.
It's like hitting a boxsack vs a real opponent.

And crucially, zero pressure.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 13, 2022

Nick7 said:
Can we forfeit next week?

Can we get a rugby 7's team to wreck OT pitch.

Escobar · Aug 13, 2022

DJ_21 said:
How is Shaw starting over Malacia aswell? Surely if we’re not gonna be starting Malacia then it would of made sense to sign a rb instead of a lb that ain’t gonna be playing. Dalot is awful!

Shaw, Maguire, DDG, Fred…. What do we expect

The_Midfielder · Aug 13, 2022

Godfather said:
It's not even just the fact that we shipped 4 goals. It's also our inability to score a fecking goal. Rashford is absolute fecking useless these days.

This.
Rashford and Sancho are useless..
So are Shaw and Dalot
We need to buy atleast 2-3 players uptop..

Pay the 80M to Anthony.. Gapko, Moratta..

Poborsky's hair · Aug 13, 2022

So fecking depressing seeing some of the coward morons playing on the pitch again. Bruno fecking fernandes, can you just fecking rip your contract apart and get out of the football club you clown. You did nothing over the last two years, nothing to suggest you are a proffessional player. Not sure what kind of status he's got to always be in the starting lineup, play kids instead of him.

Same with deGea, arguably one of our best players last year but typical trophyless coward Manutd player of late. can't take responsibility and crumbles under pressure. How many stupid errors he made. Just look at the goalkeepers in th premier league, I would have at least dozen over him. He regressed so much.

Now what is eriksen thinking. obviously every week this guy didn't play for the more demigod status he was getting. We all know he's been played out of position but he can'tdo thinks like that thinking he's got time. He's not in fecking Italy..

Ronaldo please sign for someone else. Shambolic running stats except for Fred who is the onlyone capable of winning the ball. that is really a horrible statistics and which is costing us so much. No player with defensive awarness and we want to play fron footfootball, pressing the otehr teams, while we are pressed like hell ourselves.

One thing is to be press resistant and one thing is to have in your blood to work hard and win the ball for your team, those clowns don't know either..

McGrathsipan · Aug 13, 2022

Hester_manc said:
I wonder, how we are going to play against Liverpool...

I'll be doing something else.
Anything else

Betting on Liverpool to win anyway.
By 4

DickDastardly · Aug 13, 2022

christinaa said:
Play which footballers?
The only way our players can play is low block and counter attack

Play Jones for feck sake.

He's 10 times the footballer then this fat squareheaded cnut that thinks he's fecking Franz Beckenbauer.

Daft fecker.

You can't!!! Play!!! Harry!!! Maguire!!!! And expect to win a game of football.

You can't do it!

Erik ten Hag better get his head out of his ass and realize that.

That's step number one.

Amarsdd · Aug 13, 2022

Hester_manc said:
How is this Maguire`s fault? I remember seeing De Gea giving Brentford the first 2 goals away for free.

Every goal is his fault. That's the first rule of the matchday thread. Don't question it!

Judas · Aug 13, 2022

McTominay to save the day.

mshnsh · Aug 13, 2022

1. Glazers have to go. That has nothing to do with just this game but several seasons of obvious rot. A boycott and peaceful demonstrations would be a start.

2. United need to be ruthless. There needs to be complete clear out of deadwood and literally an entire team of capable players replacing them. Which brings us back to point 1, the fecking glazers need to go.

pauldyson1uk · Aug 13, 2022

3 subs at half time, EtH has got this right

fergosaurus · Aug 13, 2022

McT on

Dobba · Aug 13, 2022

Oldyella said:
Ignore the 1st, come on. He was a caretaker who had no say on transfers. Which is a shame given he knew this lot were shite.

He had from the last few days of November to April to have us looking remotely like a football team and give the new manager something to build on. I think he managed that for about 35 minutes against Crystal Palace.

Fingeredmouse · Aug 13, 2022

Martinez hooked.

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