Crystal Palace 1:0 Manchester United

Sky1981 · May 9, 2022

croadyman said:
Get Erik in the stands for this game, these players need the living crap scared out of them ahead of the summer.

What makes you think they care? Honestly. If they care about their job they would not be in this situation

Real Name · May 9, 2022

We need a point to secure Europa league?

CM · May 9, 2022

Real Name said:
We need a point to secure Europa league?

Only if City beat West Ham

LawCharltonBest · May 9, 2022

Palace fans will be up for it, last game of the season and at home.

United will do what they always do when they get a little abuse and cry about it.

5-0 to Palace and we'll look back and know we got off lightly.

Relfy · May 9, 2022

Any kind of a positive result is fine. Anyone not looking interested should be left at home. None of these deserve any special treatment. Play kids to fill positions if needed. We need to be in the EL next season and not that Conference.

KiD MoYeS · May 9, 2022

I'm extremely confident of another loss. It's Conference next season, a lot of the players won't be sticking around to play in it so don't care. Just thankful I don't have to watch that shower of w*nkers for a few months once the game is over.

Solius · May 9, 2022

Hopefully they go easy on us.

Oranges038 · May 9, 2022

Cannot wait for this game to be over

Bestietom · May 9, 2022

Oranges038 said:
Cannot wait for this game to be over

Me also. Only as we can say goodbye to this season.

12OunceEpilogue · May 9, 2022

I could not give one shit about this game. If we qualify for the Europa League, nice one, if we end up outside play no-one but kids in the Conference next year and enjoy the midweek rests like Arsenal did this season.

Corridor of Uncertainty · May 9, 2022

Another twatting incoming

Kaos · May 9, 2022

Thank feck its almost over. By then the Dutch league would have concluded too, so hopefully we can start the rebuild immediately after we put in the last turgid performance for the campaign and try and forget this nightmare of a season ever happened.

Glorio · May 9, 2022

Another game!!!

Pretzels81 · May 9, 2022

Interesting; the race for 6th, against Moyes, of all people.

Random Task · May 9, 2022

Pretzels81 said:
Interesting; the race for 6th, against Moyes, of all people.

It's not that interesting truth be told.

sunama · May 9, 2022

Irrational. said:
3 or 4-1 to Palace. End the season with a real stinker.

It'll be the final parting gift to Ralf R.

calodo2003 · May 9, 2022

Thank christ it will be over after this.

choccy77 · May 9, 2022

The only good thing about this season ending is the World Cup in the summer. ........ oh sh*t

AndySmith1990 · May 9, 2022

Pretzels81 said:
Interesting; the race for 6th, against Moyes, of all people.

Least interesting "race" in the history of humankind

Jaap · May 10, 2022

2014: 1-1 v Southampton (a)
2015: 0-0 v Hull (a)
2016: 3-1 v Bournemouth (h)
2017: 2-0 v Palace (h)
2018: 1-0 v Watford (h)
2019: 0-2 v Cardiff (h)
2020: 2-0 v Leicester (h)
2021: 2-1 v Wolves (a)

Results on the final match day since 2014. 5W, 2D, 1L.

Houdini · May 10, 2022

hands down the worst season since EPL exists.

Frank Grimes · May 11, 2022

Lads, it Vieira (he gave Giggsy the ball and Arsenal won feck all). Comfortable 3-0 for Ralf's reds.

mitchmouse · May 11, 2022

Corridor of Uncertainty said:
I can't believe we're going to finish the season with negative GD.

And people say these feckers should be given a clean slate

well, we never get a clean sheet!

mitchmouse · May 11, 2022

lefty_jakobz said:
If we lose and West Ham win either of their last two we will be playing in Europa Conference League. Basically we are relying on others to take points off of WH so we can secure Europa League football

well, West Hm will get bugger all off City and might not beat Brighton... there again, we probably won't beat palace

sunama · May 11, 2022

Corridor of Uncertainty said:
I can't believe we're going to finish the season with negative GD.

And people say these feckers should be given a clean slate

Many fans on here have extremely low standards. For them finishing with a +1 GD won't be a bad thing and they'll tell other people that our players deserve another chance.

We've already assessed the squad and most players need to be sold. Ralf has explicitly stated that most of our players are lazy and do not have the mentality to perform at the highest level - they refuse to execute the geggenpress, which requires a lot of running. It's shocking that any fans with standards would give another chance to most of these players. I'd have no issues with selling all players except for DDG and Ronaldo (perhaps Bruno, too, as he does try exceptionally hard and has built up a lot of goodwill for carrying us on his back for 18 months).

Lemon Moon · May 12, 2022

Play the class of 22!

Bogga · May 12, 2022

If they lose to City, we need a point to keep them beneath us... if they win and we lose we're playing the conference league. Loads of games and lots of long travelling to play teams like Traktor Plodvisk and other teams that share their ground with the local potato farmer.

vanderpants · May 12, 2022

Play the youth team

Hughes35 · May 12, 2022

For the love of god, just don't play any of the players that won't or shouldn't be there next year.

Mata, Matic, Telles, Lingard, Pogba, Rashford etc should be nowhere near the squad. I'd rather get battered with a team of 18 year olds than scrape a draw with the current lot.

Anybody Ten Hag doesn't want, shouldn't play.

horsechoker · May 12, 2022

vanderpants said:
Play the youth ream

Reams can't be buy

Gator Nate · May 12, 2022

vanderpants said:
Play the youth team

The U-18's know how to win... :lol:

FerociousCorgis · May 12, 2022

gotta assume west ham will lose to city and then we just need the one point from this game. Would like europa just to give our squad some semi important games that should also have a good amount of games where we can try youth and fringe players to maintain fitness. Screw conference, would pretty much just be youth tourney for us and not worth the distraction.

mitchmouse · May 13, 2022

I still have my ticket from that brilliant night at Selhurst Park in 1993...

mitchmouse · May 13, 2022

CM10 said:
Only if City beat West Ham

you can trust some of the teams in manchester...

Hester_manc · May 13, 2022

I do not hope that we will again see the players on the pitch who will leave the club if it is only to say "goodbye". I hope we got over that at Oldtrafford.

red_de_pologne · May 13, 2022

We badly need the EL spot, hope we can somehow give Palace a game

grahamo · May 13, 2022

I'm in My 50's and I can honestly say that this was by far the worst United season ever! and as a Young kid I remeber us being relegated.

James35 · May 13, 2022

grahamo said:
I'm in My 50's and I can honestly say that this was by far the worst United season ever! and as a Young kid I remeber us being relegated.

That’s a rather damming statement unfortunately.

I’m 44 so obviously not around for relegation but it’s definitely the worst season in my time.

I don’t see this game against Palace making it any better either.

The Brown Bull · May 13, 2022

grahamo said:
I'm in My 50's and I can honestly say that this was by far the worst United season ever! and as a Young kid I remeber us being relegated.

In my 60s and so agree! Never seen so many gutless defeats.

V.O. · May 13, 2022

Fun fact: If we don't win by at least 2, Palace (who are 11th and could easily finish 14th) will still have a better goal difference than us.

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