Recent content by Alan Partridge

  1. Post match vs Coventry City

    Gutted for Coventry. Never felt more flat after a victory let alone a semi final.
  2. Brentford vs Manchester United

    Why do we even have third kits
  3. Manchester United vs Fulham

    Peak Rashford
  4. Marcus Rashford (Out)

    Do people actually think we’d get anything like 80-100m for him? Maybe I’m way off but that seems actually bonkers.
  5. Marcus Rashford (Out)

    We could sell him and not sign anyone and we would’ve improved our squad.
  6. Mason Greenwood | Please be respectful and stay on topic

    With murder it’s usually pretty clear if the attempt was successful or not.
  7. Player who would excel in all positions on the pitch

    Aside from the obvious ones mentioned I think Rio could’ve done a job in most areas of the pitch.
  8. The Arrogance of Marcus Rashford

    Even when he’s scoring goals he still costs us overall. Playing against a fullback like Porro and not tracking back (to the point the crowd literally groaned at him) or even looking like attempting a tackle is just criminal. Not to mention how wasteful and selfish he is in possession. But for...
  9. Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur

    How is that not a pen exactly
  10. Who replaces Ten Hag?

    And promote Benni to manager? :devil:
  11. Fantasy Premier League 23/24

    Going to lose 0.9 value if I sell Salah and Son. Presumably they’ll drop a bit but can’t see it being more than .3 or .4 collectively. Slightly annoying.
  12. Us against the world

    Everyone hates us sure. But we hate ourselves even more. Siege mentality can’t work when the biggest resentments lie within.
  13. Garnacho overhead kick. Remember the moment!

    Was a bit loopy for me. But decent finish from the position.
  14. Post match vs FC Copenhagen

    Feck that felt good. The personnel even more so than the manner!