Recent content by Giant Midget

  1. André Onana | 2024/25 Performances

    The infuriating part is we already had that in Henderson - only needed to go out and spend big money for absolute top quality, not someone who's arguably worse.

  2. Diogo Dalot | 2024/25 Performances

    Watching him is so frustrating because he's talented and has good physical attributes, but he plays like he's concussed half the time. Like a worse, fullback version of Nani.

  3. Victor Osimhen

    Firmly on the Gyokeres train. Never liked the look of Osimhem, feels like a striker Chelsea would sign who proceeds to stink up the place before leaving in 12 months.

  4. Do we need a new No. 1 Keeper or a Backup?

    What?

  5. Marcus Rashford | 2024/25 Performances | loan to Villa

    I just can't be arsed talking about him anymore. Will he perform? Won't he perform? Did injuries ruin him? Does he have personal issues? Is he a LW or a CF? I just don't give a feck. He hasn't performed for 3 and half seasons out of the last 4, just bin him and move on.

  6. Joshua Zirkzee | 2024/25 Performances

    Leaving aside defending or pressing, his movement seems really poor. There were a couple opportunities to create overloads or clever darts into space but he just lumbers around the pitch. Also, not everything has to be a one-touch pass, sometimes has space to take a touch and play a better pass...

  7. Alejandro Garnacho | 2024/25 Performances

    Bit more focus on his finishing rather than practicing that dopey smile after he fecks up for the millionth time in a game might mean we have a player on our hands.

  8. Diogo Dalot | 2024/25 Performances

    All this fancy talk of inverted fullbacks and half-spaces has made him forget the basics of being a fullback.

  9. Erik ten Hag | 2024/25 | Sacked

    On holiday for the next 2 weeks. Usually I'd be arguing with my fiancé to go away and watch the match, but feck me it's a relief to not have to see this shower of shit anymore.

  10. Rasmus Højlund | 2024/25 Performances

    The hold-up play today was Drogba-esque. A long, long time since we've seen any United striker do that.

  11. Erik ten Hag | 2024/25 | Sacked

    Bruno must have his nudes. It's the only explanation

  12. Erik ten Hag | 2024/25 | Sacked

    I've been firmly EtH in, but I just can't do it anymore. He's sacked himself for me, you can't keep making the same mistakes for 18 months. He's an idiot.

  13. Final | Spain vs England

    Kane looks completely done, doing his best post-2016 Rooney impression. Nothing in his game apart from the cross-field pass.

  14. Throwing pts against Arsenal?

    A City title is infinitely better than Arsenal winning it. Any trophies won by 115 charges is irrelevant and utterly meaningless to me.

  15. Kobbie Mainoo | 2023/24 Performances

    The same Fabregas and Rooney were washed-up by the time they were 30?
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