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Sandikan

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Am sure I read someone say Villa struggle against low block sides.
Can't see it on here so maybe it was fantasy scout.
 

Still ill

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At some point, you guys are going to have to stop calling him Twatkins. Goatkins, perhaps. Or Watgod.
 

Dirty Schwein

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Nothing going to plan. Had captaincy on Twatkins all week until @Moby that arsehole said it's a coward move and I decided that I am no coward. Expecting Palmer and Solanke to go big tomorrow and Haaland to get 1 point.
 

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small rank gains from Watkins haul(didnt capt him) ah well at least i can extend my ML points more.
 

Rightnr

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How did I captain Gordon ahead of Watkins ffs. He's even beating the pigeon's score.
 

Moby

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Tell me you're joking. If not, go feck yourself :mad:
Nope. It was close this week and I was tempted with Newcastle but Sheffield are garbage and Villa were wounded after the loss. I trust Villa more than Bournemouth and could see this reaction coming so went with the better team vs the worst team in the league.

36 points in the bag. 66 overall with 5 to go I think.
 

Dirty Schwein

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Nope. It was close this week and I was tempted with Newcastle but Sheffield are garbage and Villa were wounded after the loss. I trust Villa more than Bournemouth and could see this reaction coming so went with the better team vs the worst team in the league.

36 points in the bag. 66 overall with 5 to go I think.
This is the third time you screwed me over :(
 

Sandikan

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Couldn’t make that up, konsa off a minute before getting the clean sheet sums this bullshit weekend up tbh.
I wish the guy i'm against in the work cup had such bad luck!
The weasel had Martinez and they survived a 91st min Sheff Utd goal VARd out! Doh.
 

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Tactical reasons or injury?

Both cases are worrying going forward, have a couple of easy fixtures as well.
Apparently he left on crutches. Fml, just more salt on the wound from picking him over Richarlison
 

Dirty Schwein

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Giving sh!t advice to stitch people up then doing the opposite is just his thing :lol:
True. Not listening to that troll anymore.
What :lol: I just said it's an EO play which it was because he's over 100 and that I might go for it. I kept changing pretty much till the last minute and had no idea who I'd go for.
Nah mate, you said "only cowards would Captain Watkins" and when I read that, I went and cried in the shower and then changed it. Then you did it you fecking coward.
 

Moby

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Giving sh!t advice to stitch people up then doing the opposite is just his thing :lol:
Maybe start taking responsibility for choosing your own team instead of whining about what the caf or scout or whatever has to say :lol:

It's like those people who copy the youtubers then blame then when it doesn't work out
 

Moby

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Nah mate, you said "only cowards would Captain Watkins" and when I read that, I went and cried in the shower and then changed it. Then you did it you fecking coward.
I am already taking on Haaland this week so had to remove the rest of the risk in the team. I'm still sure I'll end up with a whole lot of damage this gw
 

Sandikan

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Maybe start taking responsibility for choosing your own team instead of whining about what the caf or scout or whatever has to say :lol:

It's like those people who copy the youtubers then blame then when it doesn't work out
I would say you've changed, but you really haven't :lol:
 

Moby

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I would say you've changed, but you really haven't :lol:
Nah I ain't gonna take shit when I'm just posting my own opinion not even directly replying to you or anything and then having random "troll advice" or whatever. If you come to the caf and make the call based on what someone else said it's on you. You can choose to make your own decisions
 

Sandikan

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Nah I ain't gonna take shit when I'm just posting my own opinion not even directly replying to you or anything and then having random "troll advice" or whatever. If you come to the caf and make the call based on what someone else said it's on you. You can choose to make your own decisions
Just kidding old son. :lol:

It's a game of luck, appalling calls and surprisingly high joy when someone else's performance gets us points in a game. That's what keeps us all coming back.

I didn't even consider Watkins this week. Last week was more annoying when I had Alvo captain then switched him off it, doh!
 

Sandikan

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It didn't come across that way and it isn't the first time either.
The mock anger at other's advice is classic thread behaviour isn't it? Obviously it's all on your own call.
Which is why I'm slightly rucked needing a Garnacho massive haul to win my cup game tomorrow.
 

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I’m having a mare. Every one in my league is on 40-60 points today. I decided to play bench boost for some reason this morning and 3 of my 4 bench have played and I’m on a grand total of 11.
 

Sandikan

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I’m having a mare. Every one in my league is on 40-60 points today. I decided to play bench boost for some reason this morning and 3 of my 4 bench have played and I’m on a grand total of 11.
You're forgetting rule 1 of fantasy footy - if it's not gone well, don't risk looking at your points or the table, and pretend it never happened.
 

Moby

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The mock anger at other's advice is classic thread behaviour isn't it? Obviously it's all on your own call.
Which is why I'm slightly rucked needing a Garnacho massive haul to win my cup game tomorrow.
That's not the same as accusing someone of coming here to intentionally mislead people as if I know what is going to happen in every game. Like I literally just post what I think about the game and that's all there's to it so I don't really appreciate having randomly being called out for somehow sabotaging other teams and what not
 

Sandikan

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That's not the same as accusing someone of coming here to intentionally mislead people as if I know what is going to happen in every game. Like I literally just post what I think about the game and that's all there's to it so I don't really appreciate having randomly being called out for somehow sabotaging other teams and what not
Just a slightly badly aimed joke, old pal. Apologies.
I see you and Dirty having your mock arguments at times, so thought i'd join in, but got the vibe a bit wrong :wenger: