Nah I don't hate the guy. It would just be amusing to me, that's all.
It's not like I'm gonna break plates and furniture if he wins a trophy. But if he doesn't it's gon' give me a good chuckle. I'm not from England either so I don't give a feck if England wins an international trophy or not either.Surely he needs to contribute something massive to that and not just a couple of penalties? Think he’s been pretty crap in the big games this season. Story of his career, great until serious pressure and expectation comes.
NoI would not be surprised me one bit if that is what is going to happen.
Between him and Romelu Lukaku, I don't know who has the most haunting and most costly misses out there.
He does look bloody slow/heavy these days.
He’s always looked slow/heavy though. Even when he was in his early 20s. He’s got 36 league goals this season? Obviously still a phenomenal player. And the fact he never relied on pace means he shouldn’t decline as quickly as some.
Slower/heavier then. Too many bratwurst.
Doubt it (probably a few for the cameras and one a week for show). He's an insane trainer by all accounts - peak Ronaldo levels in terms of working after-hours on skills and maintaining fitness, if not so much the muscle sculpting gym work. No alcohol (except, again, for the cameras at Oktoberfest) during the season. But yeah, Tuchel should have kept him on till the end and retained some kind of pace aside from AD to complement him on counters.
Mmmm… bratwurst…
Was joking about bratwurst but I do think he looks a bit more stocky.
I still think he's cursed from swearing on his daughters life he touched that cross.
someone further up the page was surprised at saying he doesn’t come through in the big games. But here it was again, it doesn’t make sense to talk about curses etc when he’s had a great chance to bury Madrid and just made a mess of it. Didn’t even hit the target, in a run of the mill league game I bet he keeps that low, goes across the keeper and scores, but he’s just had a rush of blood to the head and lost his composure. The best of the best usually don’t do that.
... and beer.
