This is absolutely hilarious on twitter and well worth a follow
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I've been meaning to start one for a while.. I follow it on Twitter.
As an exception he did the Merseyside derby a couple of weeks ago, that was very good too.
This one was the EL game when Lindelof took that guys head off "hold on, who's that dead farmer in the background...farmer down, farmer down.."
The 4-3 (Michael Owen) derby game.. or "Manchester versus Stockport"
(Rio... "BTec Ashley Banjo")
(Rio... "BTec Ashley Banjo")
Leaves a dead jesus on the post...
I enjoy watching these. One they did I think against palace mentioning blurriness and what fred probably sees everytime he shoots.
I enjoy watching these. One they did I think against palace mentioning blurriness and what fred probably sees everytime he shoots.
Today’s rendition is the best of the recent ones.
Had me in tears.
Had me in tears.
Sounds like RedCafé put into a text-to-speech app.
I dont know what a Ric Flair fresh air Maclair is, but it made me laugh more than it should have 
There was a guy on Twitter 5-6 years ago who'd pretend to be a super-biased scouser commentating Liverpool games. He had some real gems. The game where Martial scored his debut goal was hilarious. He was good at making up names as well(Mignolet -> Mignolegend etc).
Hahaha this is great
Pretty good this. Pastor Fred and Manikin Martial
Shawberto Carlos
These are very good TBF
meh. the robot voice kills it for me
what gems! Bless the lad that did this, bless him!!!I dont know what a Ric Flair fresh air Maclair is, but it made me laugh more than it should have
I loved this one as well! Also the "leaving jesus dead, nailed to the post" and "Rashford not being the only one to serve up deliciousness at council houses"!
The Merseyside derby one is end to end greatness as well!
Jimmy Liddell?
Good lord, "Farmer down, farmer down.. " had me in stitches.
Haha, yeah that's the guy. I wasn't able to find the exact clip I was looking for, though.
Me too. And the total silence other than the robot voice. I thought it was going to be like that deluded scouser commentary from a few years back. No idea if he's still going but he was great.
It would be a lot better if someone was actually playing the character.
Very funny
I've been meaning to start one for a while.. I follow it on Twitter.
As an exception he did the Merseyside derby a couple of weeks ago, that was very good too.
This one was the EL game when Lindelof took that guys head off "hold on, who's that dead farmer in the background...farmer down, farmer down.."
"Channelled his inner John Terry by taking one of the shittest penalties I have ever fecking seen"
Jimbo Welsh Sonic.
I think it’s a play on the American infomercials where the message is delivered in an emotionless robot generated voice.
This is brilliant
The honey badger guy. Now that would be funny.
A save that Liverpool will put on a DVD
Google "if Liverpool fans was commentator" or "Jimmy Liddel". There are still some on Facebook and other sites. Also heard he was starting again.
The famous Crystanbul game is still there. The Villa game in the League Cup final is too.
The Newcastle game. Shelvey's name and Maguire's back header..
Very good watch. Yes it reminds me the caf ca 2010.
Comedy gold, this one...
Rashy (no pause) make a fecking good decision (no pause) pass pass pass pass (no pause) it's a fecking goal (no pause) again I never doubted him.
This is amazing
These are really funny. Well worth a watch all of them
Our equivalent of Jimmy Liddel?
Redcafe in a nutshell
Redcafe in a nutshell
Exactly. Only difference is Redcafe have much worse fickle minded fans.
Chuckle brother down, Chuckle brother down
Walcott...!