I can just imagine one of these morphing into a discussion about building a wall. Any decent DJ could mix that shit seamlessly.
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Not the greatest but to be fair, he didn't have a lot to work with?
The 4-0 one from last season against Chelsea is a good one:
A save that Liverpool will put on a DVD
Television on eBay before the game is over.
fecking brilliant.
That's beautiful. I want one.
Also very nice.
I've only just seen this
This is me. I've said everything this guy said at some point in the season
Me too, especially the "fecking feck off" line. I distinctly remember being furious with Maguire's pathetic header.I've only just seen this
This is me. I've said everything this guy said at some point in the season
That is extraordinary
Some outstanding names. Uncle Matic made me laugh the most, but I love The Gunman for Mason.
Some outstanding names. Uncle Matic made me laugh the most, but I love The Gunman for Mason.
It’s good but no Jimmy Liddell.
THAS A FOCKIN FOUL THA LA IM NOR AVIN THA
THAS A FOCKIN FOUL THA LA IM NOR AVIN THA
Would be funnier without the robot voice I think
"Thank you for your input Deborah"
, does highlight how poor at defending crosses we were though, Edin Dzeko would have had a field day.Does he say ‘BTEC Europe?’
Yeah
whoever found this guy should be knighted on the caf. best thing to listen to
Walcott or Pele
That was so goodWalcott or Pele
Didn't need to see that vid of Greenwood and now I want him transfer listed.
I've been meaning to start one for a while.. I follow it on Twitter.
As an exception he did the Merseyside derby a couple of weeks ago, that was very good too.
This one was the EL game when Lindelof took that guys head off "hold on, who's that dead farmer in the background...farmer down, farmer down.."
Tuwanzebeeeb
Yeah, regret watching. And a pretty poor effort overall from the alternative this week.
That was a tough game to try and joke about t.b.f?
Hopefully we can stick 7 past Roma again and he'll have a field day.
It's BTec Europe time....
"goalie couldn't catch covid if he was eating a bat"
"goalie couldn't catch covid if he was eating a bat"
"Martial proves that you don't need a move for inch to get in chance". My favourite so far
The locks on Di Maria's front door.
Liverpool's stance against racism.
Those were just brilliant.
Liverpool's stance against racism.
Those were just brilliant.
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. Pass. Pass. Shoot. Penalty.
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen for long time. There’s so much to dissect in every video.
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Going through some old classics, updated commentary to take account of Giggs (ALLEGED) indiscretions.
City fans... "fleece wearing, fringe sporting inbreds"
City fans... "fleece wearing, fringe sporting inbreds"