Alternative MUFC Commentary
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Carlsberg is indeed horse piss
"Saturday afternoons never felt so much like Thursday nights" 
Couldn't outrun a rocking horse. Brutal."Saturday afternoons never felt so much like Thursday nights"
In amongst the silliness, it made me remember how many saves De Gea made. How on earth did we win that?
”if Dalot goes any further backwards, he may as well put on a high viz jacket and join the stewards“
Brilliant these are. The names kill me, Pastor Fred and Paella Dave. Ffs
Brutal
Dalto exposed like a paedophile‘s erection in a nurseryHe’s had some “issues” but back…
"Scotland doesn't count"
Its funny because its true
Its funny because its true
There's a few on ytube and there hilarious.
Spurs game…
Im convinced who ever does this is on the caf
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Who probably gets girls to call him Beckham during sex
They are a genius.
I love these, they always make me laugh out loud!
Last line is sadly 100% accurate... though also cause for optimism over the next 2-3 years via youth promotion.
Up the Youth Cup winning, only silverware for some time, talented Reds.
“Barry Maguire, he came from Leicester
Watch him run, he’s like Uncle Fester”
Watch him run, he’s like Uncle Fester”
Flammable Hannibal“Barry Maguire, he came from Leicester
Watch him run, he’s like Uncle Fester”
Ronaldo “he could eat an apple through a tennis racket”
Nice to see one after we've won...
Nothing from this season?
I typically post them in the Post Match threads. He did one against the scousers but he’s on vacation now so he didn’t do one for Leicester.
Currently on holiday in Greece, think there will be one after Arsenal game. Some this season…
Awesome thanks!
Simon and Garfunkel really got me
I know it’s dark, but “I am the resurrection” gets me.
The Jesus comment at the end I absolutely love these vids, especially when Deborah chips in
I absolutely love these vids, especially when Deborah chips inThought exactly the same thing (I like dark humour)
Love this
Got the 'Lets fecking Go' mug in the post today. Had to pay 6 euro excise and import duty... Bloody Brexit