I think it's down to the absence of any humour or satire these days. Long gong are the days of special1tv and the like. There is an opportunity for you if you fancy.
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I think it's down to the absence of any humour or satire these days. Long gong are the days of special1tv and the like. There is an opportunity for you if you fancy.
I find the small off-hand comments (like the one about the Leeds fan falling asleep counting his girlfriends) mildly amusing, but the running jokes are getting real tired.
Yeah but Walcott or Pele?
How come he isn't slapped with copyright infringement?
Think he has been at times before.
Isnt there some 6-sec rule ie you can show more than 6 seconds of a clip? Or maybe it was something else.
No. Incredibly incredibly unfunny.
Because he's not showing Man. United highlights but rather highlights of the mighty Manchester Reds
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it put the ball in the back of the fecking net" 
The heartburn was way too accurate. Those 10 minutes felt like 50
I mean they're not really shit. But they're not really all that good either. Bit like Tottenham.
I think I’d probably like it a bit more if it was actually an impression of a commentator with some genuine comic delivery… as it is it’s just a bunch of the same passably funny nicknames repeated every week by a robot.
"The Polish Danny Ings" brought a light chuckle out of me.
Red Fred Redemption 2
Heartburn
Heartburn
Heartburn
Heartburn
Heartburn
heartburn
One of the better recent ones
Slaughtering Foxes
I'm surprised there was no joke about Tories and fox hunting
It is time
Highlight were the Liverpool highlights
"he's gone down like an old woman's tits after she takes her bra off"
Classic
Classic
Source Confirmation: Wayne Rooney.
Are they off to the fraud convention?
He apologizes for it being so laye, he was too hungover to make it earlier...
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The past few have been superb.
I don't think he's doing a video this week. Him going in on the players might have cheered me up a bit
You are correct, no comms for the Pool game. He said that he was too irritated & that breaking into a case of Guinness was the only effort he was going to exert last night.
worth as much as chunkbertos takeaway order
That Eddie Murphy comment
Fecking hell it's Audrey
Fecking hell it's Audrey
Yeah forgot he was their manager
There’s the light relief I was looking for with all this talk of geopolitics!
feck off Audrey! (I think I’ll say that more than once today!)
feck off Audrey! (I think I’ll say that more than once today!)
Laughed out loud at "he Ric Flair fresh air McClairs it". Poor old Horse.
You just knew he'd include a mention of the Arse loss but he went further than I expected
“If the Horse threw himself out of a boat, he’d miss the water”