Good! Hoping for a problem-free transition to the PL - he's clearly the right kind of keeper.
André Onana | Officially a Red! | #24
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Training with the squad.
I'd imagine he plays tomorrow right away, ten hags not one to waste time on players who won't play a role and he'll see it like training I'm sure.
Yeah 45 minutes surely.
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Either those doors are weirdly small or he’s massive. I do like my keepers to be tall. What’s his height?
6 foot 3 inches. Good height for a goalie, tall but not so big you are all clumsy.
Perfect height for a man.
In fact, anyone who is not 6ft 3 is a loser.
His frame def makes him look taller than he is. But next to average Dutchman VdS you can tell the 6.2/6.3 is probably spot on.
I'm exactly 6'3' so I approve of this logic...
High 5 my 6ft 3 bro.
Back at you...we the see the world the same way...an endless parade of bald spots.
What's up with you miniature people congregating in this thread. I can see your bald spot.
Definitely, Onana has more muscular frames, wouldn’t be surprised if he weighs more than VDS, also appears to have added more muscle since that pic.
1,90.5 meters. He is just as tall DDG and IMO got an average keeper height. He ain’t the tallest (like 2 meter tall Curtois) but isn’t short for a keeper in any way (like 1,83 meters David Ospina).
That's 6 foot 3, just like I said.
Big gangly bean poll.
Best signing since the spectacular(ly short) Fabian Bartez.
Love him already. Does his own thing stick by what he believes in 
ps thinks he meant coolest video in that tweet
ps thinks he meant coolest video in that tweet
According to Wikipedia his full name is Andre Onana Onana. Seriously? Lends itself to a chant at least.
Onana Onana, duh duh de doo doo
Onana Onana duh duh de doo
Onana Onana duh duh de doo doo, de doo doo, de doo doo de doo de doo de doo doo doo doo doo
Onana Onana, duh duh de doo doo
Onana Onana duh duh de doo
Onana Onana duh duh de doo doo, de doo doo, de doo doo de doo de doo de doo doo doo doo doo
I dont think it is possible to drop magazines to Old Trafford like that, its illegal and could have killed someone.
Really is weird, 1 - 11 hasn't been a thing since squad numbers were brought in donkey's years ago.It doesn’t make a scrap of difference to the player’s ability, so what the feck does it matter? Actually, it perhaps does. If a player has a preference then it’s always best to give them their number, even just for the psychological impact (could be a good luck omen etc).
The obsession with shirt numbers here is mind boggling.
Like our Eric Djemba-Djemba.
So good they had to name André twice.
Which very good striker are we going to get for 50m?
That amount could of been allocated on top of what we already can afford to pay, presuming we have a plan to buy a ST.
So which striker would we pay £100m for? Kane/Osimhen isn't an option.
I heard this Jøslus Complæntsson is quite a lad
I think it possible, but not ethical. I think we should annule his contract
Crazy the amount of people demanding a World Class striker without acknowledging that there aren't any available. Even suggesting that we shouldn't have signed Onana and kept De Gea, just so we could put the money towards this mythical £100m creature.
Hey, got a chant idea for the new keeper, to the tune of The Fugees; "Oh Na Na Na, It’s the way that you play with the ball at your feet. Oh Na Na Na, so much more than a keep cos the way that you sweep”. Is there a chants forum on here?! Cheers
Fair play to the camera man as well outside
I'm mostly surprised how people look at the game as if it's just 11 fellas of %/100 put together, instead of the interplay between players, like maybe DDG and Onana have the same skill level on average, but the interplay between him and Lisandro (and the other defenders, etc) would simply change the overall team, just by his playing style, that the whole %/100 will change of multiple players, with some looking better, and probably some worse. You can't just add a 6/10 striker up front and think the whole team average is suddenly fixed, your team could be better off with a 4/10 striker who just gets Rashford.
Unless they rap and/or call themselves JLingz and sorts.Love him already. Does his own thing stick by what he believes in
ps thinks he meant coolest video in that tweet
Can't wait to see the lad waltz past the back line to support the midfield, but the AltComms heartburn meme is going to get worn the feck out I think.
Look at the short freaks club.
At least we don’t flop about in the wind like a plastic bag.
It's a pity that Kane just signed a contract extension with Spurs till 2035, otherwise we might of been interested.
In today's market even Hojlund will cost us around 100 mil.
DeGea at 375k a week buys you Onana. What’s your point?
Kane is completely unavailable to us. It would only happen if he was a free agent. Højlund should cost similar money to Mount.