But which airport will they use? Malpensa or Linate?
André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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That is possibly the worst Photoshop I've ever seen
That is Paint level bad
I hope our fans are patient with.
Different styles of course, but De Gea also struggled in the beginning and he became a club legend. I think goalkeepers require extra patience. Especially the young ones.
Different styles of course, but De Gea also struggled in the beginning and he became a club legend. I think goalkeepers require extra patience. Especially the young ones.
No idea about his stats to be fair. I haven't checked them. Just going by the eye test.
No
That’s racist.
Onana took his last official shit in club toilets, drank coffee and said goodbye to the canteen staff before insulting the traitor Lukaku on his way out
I think he'll adjust quicker than people might think. He is a fair bit older than de Gea was, and de Geas mentality was never the greatest. Onana is a whole different kettle of fish when it comes to that. He will be helped by his relationships with ten Hag and Martinez as well.
Irish league photoshopThat is possibly the worst Photoshop I've ever seen
He was last year. It's always going to be interesting when you buy a player and expect them to play like they did 3 years ago.
Might be a tad pessimistic, but I think this is going to be an average signing at best. Hopefully I'm wrong.
He played in a much more restrictive system when it came to sweeping last year, so I wouldn't judge him on that too harshly. Hard to have great numbers when you're not allowed to do it.
Really pleased that we managed to get 2 big signings over the line before the preseason tour. Addressed 2 of our 3 biggest holes (glad we are also actually addressing team holes and not just signing players we don't really need). They'll make a massive difference and be massive upgrades over what we had last season. Get a CF in and it'll be night and day from last season.
Onana, whats his name, whats his name, whats his name
I can't be the first person who thought of that song? Surely not
Club should try to get Rihanna on the announcement video, or at least actually use that song
Sort of cringe as feck thing we're capable of, so probably will be something like that.
I hope he fecks up in the first match, goes forward and score a goal to make up for it.
*Brent voice* - get the piano
I hope he tries dribbling and scoring from 30 yards when we are one up with a minute to go
A chant based on Nah Neh Nah by Vaya con Dios would be good.
Make it an overhead bicycle kick too
Or to Hey Jude
OooooNaNa Na-Na-Na-Naaaa, Na-Na-Na-Naaaa, Andréeeeee
OooooNaNa Na-Na-Na-Naaaa, Na-Na-Na-Naaaa, Andréeeeee
Does he collect crosses?
Feck sake.
Would be banging in the dyslexic stand
Has anyone made a chant out of the popular Rihanna song yet? That would be clever
Now that we've got rid of De Gea
Now there’s no Harry Maguire
You can stand under my Onanana
Aye Aye Aye,
Under my Onanana....
Come here rude boy, boy can you catch that cross?
Come here rude boy, boy can you distribute?
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Shine bright like Onana
Pon de Replay? It could work I guess
Then we'll all be wondering how did Inter got him for free.
But yes, we have no Onana’s
We have no Onana’s today
We have no Onana’s today
On the fake pictures of him in united shirt he looks like he's just been told he's joining Scunthorpe United
A lot of talk here about Onana.
I've heard we are going to sign him and that it will be this week!
You heard it here first !
I've heard we are going to sign him and that it will be this week!
You heard it here first !
Now this has been agreed. Time to focus on another important position… the ST.
I don't see an abominable photoshopped picture of said player in a United shirt. Not ready for tier 1.
Thank God this is done. This could be the perfect summer if we got Kane too. One can dream.
Cant be real that one. He looks like an inflatable balloon.Can't stop laughing at that picture.
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