Angel Di Maria | £59.7M fee agreed I Maybe tomorrow...or the day after...

[Earthquake]

I don't like those in the media portraying this deal as desperation or panic.

Di Maria is exactly the sort of player we want and need. He's ridiculously well suited to the counter attacking style we love. I'm more excited about this signing than I will be about Vidal.

Fixed.

 

[Vato]

It'll happen on this page, boys. Any minute now...

 

[Silva]

It'll happen on this page, boys. Any minute now...

If it doesn't I'm going to hold you personally responsible.

 

[united_99]

1.4 Dribbles per game is extremely low, similar to what Valencia has, worth pointing out in otherwise excellent statistics and the heat map really defines him.

He definitely dribbles much more successfully than Valencia. According to whoscorec Valencia's average is 1.3 (which seems very high for him), whereas Di Maria's is 1.5 or even David Silva's who is a great dribbler is only 1.0! Something is definitely not right with these dribbling stats!

 

[Lynk]

It'll happen on this page, boys. Any minute now...

It better. I've had my cock out since page 170.

 

[Blue always red]

Post quickly so the prediction doesn't come through!!!

 

[Zoo]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

 

[Manucho the boss]

From what I read, the fans want him to say, the coaches want to keep, so do the players but Perez wants him gone.

Ronaldo said the same thing after Ozil was sold, they went on to win the Champions League.

 

[SirAF]

Spoiler

Like a boss! The Ari Gold of football

 

[100]

Interviewed outside Carrington

 

[JTW95]

It'll happen on this page, boys. Any minute now...

Spam the page!

 

[PlayerOne]

It'll happen on this page, boys. Any minute now...

Are you ready to cry yet?

 

[Zoo]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

 

[Shamwow]

Fixed.

Nice one thanks

 

[Silva]

Interviewed outside Carrington

What is this. I don't like it.

 

[Raw]

Every time I refresh and see a twitter link loading I get a little bit excited.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Wear it with proud.

 

[Iron Stove]

I usually don't put too much stock into youtube compilations, but jesus that one is impressive.

Can we have Ronaldo back as well please?

 

[Ish]

Spam the page!!! @Vato

 

[Stretch]

This was delayed to ensure all the gimmicks are in place. It's quite a big deal for the club and Woody will milk this. So unlike our other signings this will be 'unveiled' properly. There will be fanfare alright...

 

[CallyRed]

It will be announced after we take MK Dons to penalties culminating in a 4-2 shoot out win.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Spoiler

Like a boss! The Ari Gold of football

Already on the phone for the next £7 million income coming his way.

Such a boss.

 

[Blue always red]

Spam the page!!! @Vato

Why are we spamming the page???
Spam Spam Spam!!!!!!

 

[Shamwow]

Buying one of the best players in the word is not desperation. It wouldn't have been desperate if PSG signed him I bet.

They tried to do the same with the RVP signing. Granted we were in a better position when we signed RVP than we are now. It is a signing we all would have wanted even if we just came off the back of a treble.

The Times podcast called him a 'loss leader'. wtf

 

[Ish]

Why are we spamming the page???
Spam Spam Spam!!!!!!

Vato called the announcement of AdM on page 272

 

[MTR]

Why are we spamming the page???
Spam Spam Spam!!!!!!

Because we do not want to have Di Maria officially presented on page number 272.

 

[JTW95]

The Times podcast called him a 'loss leader'. wtf

I am not sure I even know what a loss leader is.

Who cares, this is a day of celebration!

 

[Lynk]

Title has been changed


Stroke it gently folks.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Hunter and Ballague have both written exquisitely about our two new recruits then.

 

[Stretch]

Awaiting the she canee take the strain...

 

[JTW95]

This was delayed to ensure all the gimmicks are in place. It's quite a big deal for the club and Woody will milk this. So unlike our other signings this will be 'unveiled' properly. There will be fanfare alright...

I have been thinking this as well. This is our biggest signing of all time. We are going to want to make a show of it. Maybe an opening ceremony before the announcement?

 

[Manucho the boss]

How much do you reckon we paid Jorge Mendes to make this happen?

I hate that this culture has developed in football but if we don't pay off these people then other clubs will and we'll be left behind.

 

[The Man Himself]

OMG!

 

[Il Prete Rosso]

Good signing for Utd. A buttload of money though.

 

[Stretch]

I have been thinking this as well. This is our biggest signing of all time. We are going to want to make a show of it. Maybe an opening ceremony before the announcement?

I love it

 

[gormless]

How much do you reckon we paid Jorge Mendes to make this happen?

I hate that this culture has developed in football but if we don't pay off these people then other clubs will and we'll be left behind.

Whatever the Bebé cost was

 

[Stretch]

We should recruit Mendes as our DoF provided we don't have another Bebe

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[JTW95]

OMG!

What? You get me excited, has it happened?

 

[Drainy]

Interviewed outside Carrington

Carrington is Huddersfield Job Centre? The grimmest place on earth

 

[Raw]

I have been thinking this as well. This is our biggest signing of all time. We are going to want to make a show of it. Maybe an opening ceremony before the announcement?

Well open top bus parades do take time to sort out

 

[The Man Himself]

What? You get me excited, has it happened?

Has it?