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Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moves to Man Utd

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With our recruitment policy, if Harold Shipman was still alive, we'd have probably appointed him as club doctor.
 

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United are so over scrutinised, I reckon were 5 years from a thread being bumped about the new admin assistant fecking up simple photocopying, and how that makes us a joke of a club.
 

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Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
 

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Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
Turns out the kit man's from Cornwall and reads Bronte in his spare time while enjoying a snifter of Captain Morgan. I'll leave now
 

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Is this Manchester United or Red Dead Redemption?

Managed by a Dutch coach.

Being bought by a Sir James Arthur Ratcliffe.

Bringing in an O'Driscoll.

What next? Micah Richards joins as a reserve coach?
We also play in red, our football is dead and we need redemption
 

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I know our injury record wasn't good before he came here, but now it looks like its gotten way worse.
 

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His tactic of swapping out electric shavers for chainsaws hasn’t been the roaring success he’d hoped for
 

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Wouldn't some of the accusations here get him struck off? :lol:

I'd be horrified if he was actually causing injuries
 

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We’d be better off with doctor Shipman at this point, though I’d seriously fear for Evans.
 

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- arsenal's injury record has been clean since he left
- man utd's injury record has been bad since he joined

doesn't sound good..