That bird knew what it was doing.
Bird sh*ts in Ashley Young's mouth
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
You can't prove that it was me
Isnt there an extended version, i want to see his reaction when he realises.
Bird aimed it well, unlike our attackers
It couldn't of happened to a nicer bloke.
@PigeonJon on Twitter has been waiting for this moment.
Scatshley Young.
Oh God, I thought he spat himself there but this is too much. 
That's not bird shit, that's someone having a wank in tier 2.
One of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Can we be sure it's birdshit though? Not some camera trick? You would think he would have reacted straight away.
Young to be out for a month with salmonella.
The bird must not have rated him
So disgusting. Funny though.Can't be the reason. Young would get bombarded on a weekly basis if that's the case.
Please don't raise my hopes this way.
Sign the bird up. Better accuracy than any of our players.
fecking hellThe bird is a Red. It predicted the outcome of the game.
That'll teach him not to be abusive to the ref.
Watch the space, eh?
You know you're having a bad day.....
I feel sorry for him. He was quite good today if get into consideration that he played way out of his position. But as for left back he was a disaster.
Presumably it was a swan?
Greatest moment in world history.
Someone should make a poll and see whether people rate this as the best part of the match.
We need slow motion
It looks like somebody spat in his mouth
If it were an act of aggression there were players much more deservingHory Sheet
Happened to me once, whilst riding on the back of my mate's motorbike in Thailand.
The worst thing is that it's still quite warm...
The worst thing is that it's still quite warm...
A shit on a shit. Almost inception like.
the odds of that happening, straight into his mouth, as he's on a close up on TV! Unbelievable!If he hasn't gone and bought a lottery ticket straight after the game he's just flushed millions of quid down the toilet!