Birds arent real!!!

Dumbstar

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It's in the US right? These trolls are monetising clinical stupidity. Good on them. :lol:
 

Bubz27

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How can you say birds are or aren't real when you don't even know if this is a dream or not?
 

ivaldo

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Birds spelt backwards is still birds. Coincidence? I think not.
 

Winrar

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Bird? I can never fathom such nonsense to exist.

If "birds" are indeed real, they wouldn't defy the laws of gravity by "flying." If "birds" are indeed real, then we must also question the existence of gravity.
 

Mr Pigeon

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Birds spelt backwards is still birds. Coincidence? I think not.
Wait an absolute fecking minute. I inputted this data into my supercomputer, and do you know what it said?? "Resolution out of range. Monitor going to sleep." Now don't tell me that the facking birds aren't up to something because if that isn't more evidence then I don't know what is.
 

Big Andy

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My 11 year old told me this “conspiracy” the other day and seemed to be on board with it. He’d better not turn out to be a conspiracy nutter.
 

Abizzz

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If they were real wouldn't they constantly be colliding with airplanes?
 

HTG

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I think it’s neither funny nor does it achieve anything.