Yeah if he has consumed nothing but water for the past 5 years.
Brands: JLINGZ, JJO, Fierce, AM9, JM8, Paul Pogba Collection
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Still kind of look like him.Mate, he looks more like Dua Lipa.
What's cavegang?
Thread title is missing MR10.
Has there ever been a clothing brand owned by a footballer that ends up successful? looking back, from this list I thought only Zlatan had a chance but even his brand failed. Saw this about a year ago
It seems like one of them type of businesses where you have no chance unless if you're among the first to become popular. The marketing cost is too high to rival well known brands that have been there for ages and used not only as clothing but also for status.
It seems like one of them type of businesses where you have no chance unless if you're among the first to become popular. The marketing cost is too high to rival well known brands that have been there for ages and used not only as clothing but also for status.
hahaha..
btw i hope for the best for jlingz
Apparently Lingard has started a new football team called Jlingz FC, based in South Manchester Area.
I want to be nice but there's something about the 'JLingz' thing that just makes me want to commit murder.
Weird... Making kids play sports is a bad thing now...
I think 'making' kids do anything is bad, but how does that relate to what I said?
If you want to murder someone because they're playing for JlingZ FC you got issues mate. Very weird wording
So you are like the MCU Winter Soldier and someone says JLingz a few times and you become an assassin
Jlingz is the best brand out of them easily
It's also very weird to try and start a fight with someone who was clearly exaggerating their point for dramatic effect, but hey ho.
Meh, didnt find it funny. Because a player you dont like does something cringe you gotta use the word murder? Immature as feck in my world
Says the fella who said we need to bring back Greenwood because we need goals. Cool.
Oooh You've murdered him with words just now.
Cheer up pal...if it sets your mind at rest, I won't really be committing any murders. But am quite gutted I'm immature in your world (which I presume is the same as mine?)
So you are like the MCU Winter Soldier and someone says JLingz a few times and you become an assassin
I'm glad the 'for dramatic effect' piece did come across, thanks! No calls to Scotland Yard needed!
What the hell has that to do with anything?
And yes, we could indeed need a goalscorer. ETH wants him to stay and I agree with him
Wanted to check out JLingz' annual January sale and was met with this
Left side : ballsWanted to check out JLingz' annual January sale and was met with this
Right side : cock
Is it a coincidence that all of the brands in the title barring one are associated with footballers who's on pitch career has become a complete and utter shambles (even by Man Utd player standards)?
Well, two in fairness. Didn't count Mata initially.
Well, two in fairness. Didn't count Mata initially.
I wonder if it was Paul Pogbas influence as I swear alot of these brands popped up around his return to the club and he had his own twitter emoticon or something too at the time.
Not sure if its a brand per se but I believe De Gea started his own esports team which still exists today too. Not sure if they're any good or not as I don't really follow esports but I do see it pop up on his Instagram at times.
Can't say I'm surprised at the clothing brands failing. I don't know of any adults interested in clothing from a footballer and kids I presume would prefer clothing related to the team they support than a random bang average footballer.
Seems like he's winding up the merch company then. Would make sense, not a single person in the world would have bought that stuff unless you hated the person you were buying it for.Wanted to check out JLingz' annual January sale and was met with this
It doesn't help when the brand is associated with a player who goes from being at Man Utd to not being good enough to have a club, or literally being banned from football.
Just remembered Zlatan also had his own brand and it didn't seem to affect his application on the pitch, but it does seem to mostly be players who are more interested in their image than their performance.
Wouldn't be surprised if Pogba as a big influence but either way its just players echoing the way the club was run under Woodward. On pitch performance secondary to money, and a basic and baffling lack of understanding that the two are actually linked.
I always feel these "brands" are designed for a quick get in and collect tons of cash quick, and get out before they actually have to think about running something long term. Much of that money is probably not even made by the players themselves but rather the leeches and parasites that hover in their vicinity.
People want to be the next Beckham. Thing is, Beckham really loved football. I’m not sure how much the Beckham brand affected him, it probably made United sell him. But I think Ferguson was wrong with this one and in fact Becks always was committed to the game.
Remember the absolute crazed defenders of Pogba on here. Bloke is the biggest tool going.
I think so too. Its an influencer thing too. Buy a cheap and low quality tshirt from China and slap a, in this example, Jlingz logo on it and resell it with a major profit.
Lingard will receice money for allowing people to use his name and brand and the leeches and parasites will take the rest of the profit.
Beckham was also consistently amongst the best in his position in the world, he clearly put football first in his prime. That's what all these other players have misunderstood if they do want to emulate him, Beckham wasn't just some good looking guy who played for a big club for a bit and monetized that, he was a top footballer for the majority of a very long career.
I seriously doubt Jessie Lingard's brand made any profit