Caption Contest: Dejan Vu
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Looks like it was a shart from Lovren after all.
Klopp, the exorcist: "BACK TO THE SHADOWS, SATAN!".
*Slap*
You will stop mit ze Scheiße mistakes ja?
*Slap*
You will stop mit ze Scheiße mistakes ja?
*Slap*
Nein, nein, neeein, Dejan - Do "The Jaw" like me but you must relax in ze body
Why did you post my death threats on instagram? I really am going to kill you now!
Dejan Poo?
I never thought I would see anyone worse then Ali Dia in the prem, but Lovern you have proved me wrong
But he did it on purpose!
''Mike Baldwin isn't the one for you''
Liverpool centre-back Dejan Lovren (left) and Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp (right).
SCOUSE HEAD SMAAASH!
Should we do the lift from Dirty Dancing?
Yea, yea, you run at me!
Yea, yea, you run at me!
"But, boss! I need a crap!"
"Just have one on the pitch like you usually do."
"Just have one on the pitch like you usually do."
"I want to do stepovers in our half!"
"You do that and I'll sub you"
"You do that and I'll sub you"
"Does it hurt when I press here?"
"Ow!"
"Clearly that bastard Lukaku has kicked you so hard it has obliterated your shoulder joints. That should have been a red card. And Valencia was offside."
"Gaffer, I just cannot cry and shit simultaneously." #threadinspired
'Kali ma, kali maaaaa'
"Vy are zum pupple making uz sound like karakters from 'Allo 'Allo?"
"Becoz zey are ztupid."
"Becoz zey are ztupid."
"Vy must you be such a bad zefender"
"Hold tight, Dejan, or the wind from Manchester will blow us away."
As in Jaya Mata Kali ?
its ok , your style of play is accepted in liverpool!
Repeat after me
I see pride
I see power
I see a bad ass mother that don’t take no crap off of nobody
I see pride
I see power
I see a bad ass mother that don’t take no crap off of nobody
As in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom