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"Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time."
Pep: My kidney stones pass better than you.
"I've just stepped on the plug from your fecking hairdryer"
"Have you seen the state of the caption beneath this photo?"
*angry monkey noises*
"Look at these funny feckers John, I think they forgot the league position they're in themselves! Hahahaha, feck off dad."
Vato said:
Look at these funny feckers John, I think they forgot the league position they're in themselves! Hahahaha, feck off dad."
i would also raise my other arm to emphaisize how shit you are, but my watch is too heavy
Pep: "You stinkin' overrated piece of shite. How the feck Everton got £50 million off us for you I'll never know. Now get me Ross Barkley's number."
"Get down on your knees and suck this you useless Cnut, or I'm selling your ass!"
"Get down on your knees and suck this you useless Cnut, or I'm selling your ass!"