Caption Contest: Fecks and the City
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"Get down on your knees and suck this you useless Cnut, or I'm selling your ass!"
Pep: My kidney stones pass better than you.
Before: Estones, pull my finger
After: You're too late
After: You're too late
"Stones, you need some cojones."
"Should have spent your money on Bailly ffs"
"Shit Contest photo yet again, Steve."
"Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time."
Pep - "Shit, please tell me I haven't stood in dog shit, cause there is loads on the field tonight?"
i would also raise my other arm to emphaisize how shit you are, but my watch is too heavy
"I am so, so happy."
"picture your wife sucking my cock"
"This must not fcuking slip!"
"I've just stepped on the plug from your fecking hairdryer"
"Watch the fecking ball"
"I want my money back!"
"No! I'm dressed like this because I wanted to. Not because my mum made me."
Stones:"What do you want from me?"
Pep: "Get your sweet lips round this."
Pep: "Get your sweet lips round this."
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'This is how I dab John hahaha'
"Have you seen the state of the caption beneath this photo?"
"Where the feck is my coke? I can't watch this without my coke."
*angry monkey noises*
"Yo, all you sucker MCs don't know shi-"
"Stop it, Dad."
"Stop it, Dad."
"Look at these funny feckers John, I think they forgot the league position they're in themselves! Hahahaha, feck off dad."
Vato said:
Look at these funny feckers John, I think they forgot the league position they're in themselves! Hahahaha, feck off dad."
The infamous "Suck my pussy!" comes to mind.
"Stonesy, do these shoes go with this suit?"
Pep: "You stinkin' overrated piece of shite. How the feck Everton got £50 million off us for you I'll never know. Now get me Ross Barkley's number."
'¿Los tacklos? Que son los tacklos? Mi no traineiro los tacklos ajajajajjajaja. Amigo Stones, hijo de puta dos tres defensores'
"Look at my Vinegar Strokes"
"John! I just stepped on some lego!
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"Also, you're shit!"
""Also, you're shit!"
'give it to Giggseh!'
"I know you're shit but you can't shit in my technical area. You just CAN'T!!"