Caption this picture: Neymar does surprised Pikachu impression

“I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
 
"Don't tell me I'm back to play games against crap teams I don't even know their names for the rest of the season!!"
 
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"What will I tell my sister?"
 
Neymar is a master of getting penalties that don't exist. Couldn't happen to a nicer team of cheats, led by that prancing idiot.
 
It's a known fact that football players will just buy the most expensive item of clothing no matter how ridiculous it looks.
 
When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes
 
His master plan of luring teams into paying huge money is going up to the smoke it seems.
 
fecking hell I wasn't expecting GOT spoilers when I opened this thread.

Super pissed off.
 
PSG's Neymar watches on in disbelief as Manchester United defy the odds with a late winner to put the French side out of the Champions League.

Yes sir.

All these newbies don't know how these threads are supposed to work.
 
'F*ck's sake in Portuguese...