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Dreadful.
Could you imagine the atmosphere in training if this was actually true
Could you imagine the atmosphere in training if this was actually true
Ben White is a player btw, not Ben who is a white player.
Not sure why - maybe early morning hysteria - but this absolutely cracked me up. Woke my other half up chuckling.Harry Maguire SLAMS Lindelöf and Bailly using FACTS and LOGIC
"I mean, it's just common sense, innit?" We're sitting in a pub of Harry Maguire's choosing. On the table there's a large plate of fish and chips and a few empty glasses that only minutes before were filled to the brim with Carling.
"Look, I have nothing against Sweden or the entire continent of Africa. But it does something with your head when in the heat of the moment on the pitch you have a Swedish prettyboy going all "hurdy gurdy give me the ball hurdy gurdy" or that other guy going all "ooga booga behind you booga". But I guess that's not politically correct to say, right?"
Harry shakes his head, adjusts his poppy and asks for another pint.
"Ooof, these pints are going straight to my head. But then again, so is everything else that applies to the laws of physics. Hah, BANTAH!"
Isn’t Dunk their best CB though?On a side note, any Brighton watchers can tell me how good is actually Ben White? I've never seen him play often, but on the few occassions that I did he looked pretty solid and tbh I would gladly take him at United. What are your thoughts on him?
Im only one, I imagine posters are losing their shit over this on the next 4 pages.It's obviously bullshit. What's most worrying is that there are people gullible enough to believe it.
Just for that we should sign a Greek one
Dunk looks to me to have lost a step after already being slow (which is partly why I think they play 3 at the back since centrally you can be slower) and Potter uses Ben White every game, but wherever they need someone to cover a weak spot, be it as Bissouma's partner (since Lallana hasn't been given the job and nobody else seems even remotely up to it, they really would have done well to get Maitland-Niles or Gilmour on loan or bought a long-term solution like Fleck or Winks or a foreign option) or either side of Dunk.Isn’t Dunk their best CB though?
Maguire is not going to move to Brighton, he wants first team football.It absolutely does:
“Harry Maguire has indicated to #mufc that he would like an English-speaking or English-born defender to play alongside — who understands the English football culture and can complement him. Ben White has been mentioned as a target by Maguire”
English-speaking
English-born
White
I know who Ben White is. It was a joke. Quite funny imo.
Duncan is a lying bald c*nt when it comes to reporting anything about Man Utd or especially Ole and his signings.What? Is the journo an idiot or is our captain xenophobic? I will bet on the former.
Sure, but a Swedish accent is far from as sexy as a French accent.Don't think that's true for a second and aldo I'm really not convinced in Lindelof he is Scandinavian which means he probably speaks fluid english.
I heard he wanted a bald partner as slab head/ slap head would be an awesome duoMaguire also said he only wants players who wear Adidas boots alongside him.
Harry Maguire SLAMS Lindelöf and Bailly using FACTS and LOGIC
"I mean, it's just common sense, innit?" We're sitting in a pub of Harry Maguire's choosing. On the table there's a large plate of fish and chips and a few empty glasses that only minutes before were filled to the brim with Carling.
"Look, I have nothing against Sweden or the entire continent of Africa. But it does something with your head when in the heat of the moment on the pitch you have a Swedish prettyboy going all "hurdy gurdy give me the ball hurdy gurdy" or that other guy going all "ooga booga behind you booga". But I guess that's not politically correct to say, right?"
Harry shakes his head, adjusts his poppy and asks for another pint.
"Ooof, these pints are going straight to my head. But then again, so is everything else that applies to the laws of physics. Hah, BANTAH!"
Some Swedish girls make it a lot more sexySure, but a Swedish accent is far from as sexy as a French accent.
Yeah, but by not talkingSome Swedish girls make it a lot more sexy
He isn't reliable. A serial liar. Most fans are such idiots that he skates byWhat’s Castles bull shit record like? Is he reliable?
It makes sense that he would want an English speaking partner. English born is ridiculous though. Why limit yourself to such a small talent pool? Is there even any English centre backs out there that would upgrade on Lindelof and Bailly? We have Stones, Mings, Coady & Dier in the England squad. If those are the options than I suggest we look elsewhere. Other than Stones, who isn’t gettable, none of those are upgrades.
I'm amazed he could climb out of Jose's arse long enough to write it.What’s Castles bull shit record like? Is he reliable?
It makes sense that he would want an English speaking partner. English born is ridiculous though. Why limit yourself to such a small talent pool? Is there even any English centre backs out there that would upgrade on Lindelof and Bailly? We have Stones, Mings, Coady & Dier in the England squad. If those are the options than I suggest we look elsewhere. Other than Stones, who isn’t gettable, none of those are upgrades.