I'll have to manually take over to get him promoted, won't I? I would love to contact the devs of this game and ask why a club with infinite money can't get out of the fecking conference...Ah, the traditional kick @Peter van der Gea while he's down post. A classic
Gaming CM 01/02 Hands-Off League - Signups for season 2016-17 Open!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
My first thought was rare disease but either one works if he brings misery to our opponents.You got this guy, sounds like a villain from power rangers.
Or to us, really. Can't fail to live up to the name.
Do I have a stadium yet?
No signings since the formation of club.
Only sales so looks like I'll be getting a kit on soon.
Only sales so looks like I'll be getting a kit on soon.
Get in!!! Top half!!!Merry Christmas @Peter van der Gea
Conference and FA Trophy 2016-17
First match in the FA Trophy and @Peter van der Gea's men were out. They showed they're going all in in the league, no time for silly trophies.
So...
6th place 30 points behind champions Portsmouth. Sigh...
See you soon.
Are you getting relegated?
I would bet on it
Suddenly the board have come alive. I mean they spent feck all but they've bought about 6 players which is more than the last 3 or 4 seasons combined. Odds on to get relegated soMain Transfers 2016-17
@AbusementPark @Cheimoon @Skizzo @PSV @paulscholes18 @Hephaestus @Šjor Bepo @OptimisedRed @Samid @LARulz @Dan @sebsheep @nimic @Bilbo @whitbyviking @K Stand Knut @golden_blunder @Herman Toothrot @Vidyoyo @Big Andy @The Boy @Stobzilla @altodevil @Withnail @Ian Reus @SilentWitness @pacifictheme @The Cat @WR @Siorac @oneniltothearsenal @P-Nut @youngrell @BenitoSTARR @anant @spontaneus1 @Dr. Dwayne @VivaObertan @Peter van der Gea @Anustart89 @Maluco
We love a good Community Shield.2016-17 Summer Competitions
Intercontinental Cup
UEFA Super Cup
Intertoto Cup
@Hephaestus was the caf team in the world famous Intertoto Cup!
In the 3rd Round they faced Brasov and were almost surprised.
In the semi-final they faced Kaiserslautern and that was the end of it. No european football for @Hephaestus this season...
Community Shield
Promoted and bought nobody of note again, when will the dopey twits learn.
How is my squad these days @maniak? Must be full of academy grads now too? Bank balance in the £2bns? Do all teams increase capacity at thru grounds too? I’ve had the lowest attendance a lot
How is my squad these days @maniak? Must be full of academy grads now too? Bank balance in the £2bns? Do all teams increase capacity at thru grounds too? I’ve had the lowest attendance a lot
Surname looks like a play on MurgatroydYou got this guy, sounds like a villain from power rangers.
One transfer in two years, clubs going backwards. Needs a takeover and overhaul of the upper management.Main Transfers 2016-17
@AbusementPark @Cheimoon @Skizzo @PSV @paulscholes18 @Hephaestus @Šjor Bepo @OptimisedRed @Samid @LARulz @Dan @sebsheep @nimic @Bilbo @whitbyviking @K Stand Knut @golden_blunder @Herman Toothrot @Vidyoyo @Big Andy @The Boy @Stobzilla @altodevil @Withnail @Ian Reus @SilentWitness @pacifictheme @The Cat @WR @Siorac @oneniltothearsenal @P-Nut @youngrell @BenitoSTARR @anant @spontaneus1 @Dr. Dwayne @VivaObertan @Peter van der Gea @Anustart89 @Maluco
Think @maniak has had far too much Christmas cheer now, must be time to get back to it
He told me he'd cover me this month
It's blimmin Christmas, can't believe you're trying to shake me down at this time of the year!
At first glance this looked like “he told me he’d cover my mouth”, which is an entirely different matter when it comes to bribery
You have a few academy kids, but only 1 is a starter. Almost all your starting eleven is over 30 so it will become a problem if you don't but new players.Promoted and bought nobody of note again, when will the dopey twits learn.
How is my squad these days @maniak? Must be full of academy grads now too? Bank balance in the £2bns? Do all teams increase capacity at thru grounds too? I’ve had the lowest attendance a lot
Surname looks like a play on Murgatroyd
As for attendances, you must play some shite footie because your board actually increased the seats but no one turns up.
@maniak while you're online, what's the Bandicoots stadium like these days?
Few compulsory purchase orders for all the twats who live near the stadium, bulldoze the old ground, build a new mega stadium and reap the rewards. Unlike our backwards neighbours at Gigg Lane...Quite the upgrade, going by the pictures on google.
few
You mean your fans?
EFL Trophy
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Going as well as ever this then
Just wait for the next postGoing as well as ever this then
League 3 - 2016-17
Playoffs
Champion and Stats
Playoffs
@BenitoSTARR and @P-Nut finished in the playoff spots.
After a home draw, @BenitoSTARR needed an away result at Southampton...
@P-Nut struggled at home and lost to Derby. Could they turn it around?
Final
After a home draw, @BenitoSTARR needed an away result at Southampton...
But they couldn't get one. We go again.
@P-Nut struggled at home and lost to Derby. Could they turn it around?
They failed to score and it's another year in league 3...
Final
Champion and Stats
@Anustart89 are the new League 3 champions and will play in League 2 for the first time!
@P-Nut was so close to promotion. They lost the last match of the season 1-0 at home to West Ham.
@BenitoSTARR finished with 13 more points than last season but couldn't make it in the playoffs.
@anant and @VivaObertan had what I imagine would be a @Peter van der Gea season if he was in league 3.
@P-Nut was so close to promotion. They lost the last match of the season 1-0 at home to West Ham.
@BenitoSTARR finished with 13 more points than last season but couldn't make it in the playoffs.
@anant and @VivaObertan had what I imagine would be a @Peter van der Gea season if he was in league 3.
Always the bridesmaid
Blimey where did that come from?
Should keep the fans happy for another decade.
Should keep the fans happy for another decade.
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We’re punching above our weight and we’ll show you in a season or two.Can’t see the Bandicoots filling the Emptycoot stadium with that kind of capacity, no wonder your atmosphere is like a morgue.
I don't think I've ever opened this thread without being disappointed at how bad my team are performing. Can't buy a win!
The board won’t splash the cash on players the thrifty swines.You have a few academy kids, but only 1 is a starter. Almost all your starting eleven is over 30 so it will become a problem if you don't but new players.
As for attendances, you must play some shite footie because your board actually increased the seats but no one turns up.
Been some peculiar squad “building” then. Are we picking up all these over 30s on frees or low fees as we certainly aren’t troubling the manor transfer lists these past few seasons other than for selling our best talents
@maniak Are we filling the Bandicoot Stadium?
Can’t see the Bandicoots filling the Emptycoot stadium with that kind of capacity, no wonder your atmosphere is like a morgue.
FFS! Shut the club downLeague 3 - 2016-17
Playoffs
@BenitoSTARR and @P-Nut finished in the playoff spots.
After a home draw, @BenitoSTARR needed an away result at Southampton...
But they couldn't get one. We go again.
@P-Nut struggled at home and lost to Derby. Could they turn it around?
They failed to score and it's another year in league 3...
Final
Champion and Stats
@Anustart89 are the new League 3 champions and will play in League 2 for the first time!
@P-Nut was so close to promotion. They lost the last match of the season 1-0 at home to West Ham.
@BenitoSTARR finished with 13 more points than last season but couldn't make it in the playoffs.
@anant and @VivaObertan had what I imagine would be a @Peter van der Gea season if he was in league 3.
One day motherfeckers, one day.
Ohhh yess!!
Expected it to be me getting relegated to the conference to be honestJust wait for the next post