I don't want us to spend the incredible amount it would take to buy him, and think we could find someone in the same mold but at a fraction of the price.
However, some of the posts in here are nuts. Yes he looks as dumb as a lamp post, and he isn't going to be Pirlo on the ball, but he is very very good at what he does, which is protecting his defenders, tracking runs, winning back possession, driving the team forward, etc. etc.
As RooneyLegend said above, if he was the CDM with Pogba and Bruno and his job was simply to win the ball and give it to one of those two guys as quickly as possible, then he would be great. At home against some teams that sit back and look to frustrate us I think we could easily play a two-man midfield with Rice and Bruno. Bruno could basically be free to roam around knowing that Rice is there to sit in the middle of the park and snuff out any danger. And Bruno would then have two strikers ahead of him who he could (hopefully) work with.
If Pogba stays then a mid-field pivot with him and Rice could potentially be great.
It won't happen but I am confused by the slander!