I’d advocate putting David Barkham on the right wing
Do Manchester United need a dog?
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I love all the comedy but I have to agree, sportsmen/women are very individual generally, even in a team, but this kind of thing can help reduce stress so it's kept for the pitch and focused on team goals.
So true
A dog is for life, not just 3 matches
Winner.
Just need to train the dog to run on the outside on the right and it'll be perfectly safe from Antony...
It would be useful if the dog could also play at centre half?
It would be an absolute pressing machine
I imagine there are those who will bridle at this suggestion…
David Dogea
My boy is available as a mascot
Incredibly cringe. For some reason, I get regular Arsenal posts popping up in my IG suggestions, and they are all so cringey - “Holding is going to Sevilla - I want nothing but the best for this man…”; “We’re so lucky to have Edu…”, etc
i don't know about this dog idea, The Glazers would count it as an asset and add another 0.5 billion to the sale price.
Remember that story where Arteta explained to his team during half time how Edison invented the light bulb? Those geniuses lapped it up and turned the match around. Feckin Edison
We should sign Danny Shitsu
And Dider Dogba if he's still up for it.
We should definitely stay away from signing Danny Drinkwater and Sergio Biscuits. They’ll get consumed by the opponents!
Would get injured in the first week, avoid!
George Westie
Nicky Mutt
Lee Sharpey
Martin Barkan
Samoyed Mcilroy
Nicky Mutt
Lee Sharpey
Martin Barkan
Samoyed Mcilroy
Surely somebody has already come up with Doggo Dalot?!
Eric Caninetona
I always wished we’d signed Matt Le Terrier
Lee Sharpe oh brilliant, that's made me laugh, likewise with Danny Shih Tzu, just because I've got one, some very well needed light during a horrible time for the club.
We already have Harry the horse but I don’t see any change of chemistry!
He'd be going on about conspiracies like the hoover is going to kill us
Shame we sold Spaniel James, he just loved running around all day.
Heh heh
Chris Beagles
Can’t be worse than morbid murtough.
Gabriel Heinze 57
That’s because his Major is physics
I heard they keep rats at Anfield.
Robin Bark Persie. He can even be an option up front, for sure more reliable than Martial.
Barking mad this thread.
In the US, college football teams trot out actual live animals onto the field before the game. Various universities have bulldogs, Texas has an actual longhorn cattle and Colorado brings out a buffalo.
The USC Trojans have a white horse by the name of Traveler as their mascot, although they more famously have a guy dressed up like a Roman centurion (who rides Traveler around the field and sticks his shiny sword into the turf) even though The Men of Troy is a nod to Troy of the Trojan War, which had nothing to do with the Roman Republic or Roman Empire.
The USC Trojans have a white horse by the name of Traveler as their mascot, although they more famously have a guy dressed up like a Roman centurion (who rides Traveler around the field and sticks his shiny sword into the turf) even though The Men of Troy is a nod to Troy of the Trojan War, which had nothing to do with the Roman Republic or Roman Empire.
Blackburn Rovers. They've got a whole bloody pack of 'em.
Yes, an American Pitbull Terrier....to chase away the Glazers.
Then I would use him/her to roam around the executives office to make sure that people were making decisive decisions.
Then I would use him/her to roam around the executives office to make sure that people were making decisive decisions.
Exclusively Manchester United players…Wonder if we can combine all of these puns and make a first 11.
Or can we include Busquets?
Alex Buttsniffer