Do Manchester United need a dog?

[horsechoker]

It's working for Arse

https://www.skysports.com/watch/vid...lot-of-love-arsenal-dog-helps-players-connect

Mikel Arteta: Arsenal dog helps players connect | 'We are a family here'

 

[The Cat]

Called Yapp Stam?

 

[horsechoker]

Called Yapp Stam?

I like it

 

[suheilsworld]

Until one day someone kills him with a stray shot and goes into mental breakdown

 

[Crackers]

Until one day someone kills him with a stray shot and goes into mental breakdown

3/1 odds on Antony

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Because it'll start spinning around chasing his tail and then Anthony will truly be redundant

 

[Plastic Evra]

Called Yapp Stam?

Woof Rooney

 

[DWelbz19]

Already got Martinez

he got that dawg in him

 

[horsechoker]

Called Yapp Stam?

So you were fine when we had Yapp Stam put down?

 

[AndySmith1990]

As long as its trained to bite the feckers every time they ignore Ten Hag's instructions

 

[horsechoker]

As long as its trained to bite the feckers every time they ignore Ten Hag's instructions

Everyone would be out injured with severe bite marks

 

[sullydnl]

Called Yapp Stam?

Darren Fetcher.

 

[Rockets Redglare]

Ji Sung Bark.

 

[The Cat]

So you were fine when we had Yapp Stam put down?

He was re-homed that's all.

 

[ThatGreyKit]

Some on here would be calling for it to be sacked a few weeks into having it

 

[DickDastardly]

A chocolate lab called Win.

My god. Arteta is such a wanker.

I can hear him from here "go on boys, grab a win for Win"

We should poison him with bad steaks.
Arteta that is, not the dog.

 

[Plastic Evra]

Maybe Good Boy Keane could also moonlight at CF ?

 

[Chief123]

A chocolate lab called Win.

My god. Arteta is such a wanker.

I can hear him from here "go on boys, grab a win for Win"

We should poison him with bad steaks.
Arteta that is, not the dog.

Imagine when the dog passes away. They will lose win. Such a confusing and difficult time.

 

[sebsheep]

Mason Mount cannot be replaced by a dog ffs.
The Caf is losing it.

 

[TrueRed79]

Called Yapp Stam?

The Cat coming up with a decent name for a dog? This is the content i am here for.

 

[Scandi Red]

Luke Paw is the solution to the left back injuries.

 

[Livvie]

We have looked a tad ruff, like we could do with a few pointers.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

We already have a club dog. The Major saved the club from financial ruin over a century ago. What a good boy.

 

[Lost bear]

Luis Fido

 

[Bondi77]

We need to stop rolling over...that is for sure.

 

[baskinginthesun]

Alejandro Grrrrrrrrrrrnacho.

 

[48 hours]

Schmeichel the great dane surely?
Scholes can be employed to be his handler

 

[pierrethesnack]

Eric Doggona?

 

[Reiver]

Nicky Butt Sniffer

 

[Scandi Red]

Spurs are lightyears ahead of us.. They've signed Udogie.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Phil JoooooOOooOooOoOoOooOOOOOnes (like a dog howling)

 

[UpWithRivers]

Get a dog with no legs and call him Harry Maguire cos he aint moving anywhere

 

[thegregster]

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...ped-to-save-manchester-united-from-bankruptcy

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

A Manchester Terrier named Sir Alex Furguson would be great.

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

Called Yapp Stam?

Hahahahaha

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

My dog is named, Alexandra Ferguson, goes by Fergie. My kids helped name here, was a very proud moment. 6 years old now and the light of the household.

 

[The Firestarter]

Ji Sung Bark.

 

[horsechoker]

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/deta...ped-to-save-manchester-united-from-bankruptcy

Now it's time for another dog to save Manchester United

 

[Superunknown]

Wonder if we can combine all of these puns and make a first 11.

 

[Nonameisknown]

What a hilarious thread. Car crash the moment it left the garage.