Probably not a good idea to get a dog at the club as it would only be a matter of time before somebody got done for beastiality.
Dogs name would be “happy chappy” when he arrives at the club.
After 2 weeks at United , he would stop playing with his favourite toy. No more wagging tail, excited to see people. A vet would be called and he would be diagnosed with no physical issue, just a dog who lost the will to live.
Vet would recommend putting him down as he would advise that the dog would most likely not recover from such an ordeal.
United would sack their manager and keep the dog for years.
