Do Manchester United need a dog?

[USREDEVIL]

Promote this individual.

And then ban him.

 

[Earth Wind and McGuire]

Absolutely 100%. Slap some bacon on some of our more lazier players shorts and unleash the American Bully. Watch the fitness levels shoot up.

 

[48 hours]

We need @RedSky psychic dog

 

[RedSky]

A pawfect prediction by my doggo.

 

[Chumpsbechumps]

Probably not a good idea to get a dog at the club as it would only be a matter of time before somebody got done for beastiality.

Dogs name would be “happy chappy” when he arrives at the club.

After 2 weeks at United , he would stop playing with his favourite toy. No more wagging tail, excited to see people. A vet would be called and he would be diagnosed with no physical issue, just a dog who lost the will to live.

Vet would recommend putting him down as he would advise that the dog would most likely not recover from such an ordeal.

United would sack their manager and keep the dog for years.

 

[Scandi Red]

I found Onana's replacement

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4DfPHavr1_/?igsh=ZzVmdDZmdTVlcmx3

 

[Stanley Road]

Maybe if Poochetino becomes manager with Nicky Mutt as assistant

 

[Partridge]

Maybe if Poochetino becomes manager with Nicky Mutt as assistant

Lovely, lovely stuff.

 

[Plant0x84]

Ji Sung Bark.

Racist. Joke, l.o.l

 

[Plant0x84]

Can’t believe we’ve made it to 5 pages on this thread and nobody has said Rio Furdinand. Its so obvious.

 

[Plant0x84]

Can’t believe we’ve made it to 5 pages on this thread and nobody has said Rio Furdinand. Its so obvious.

Could also have Denis Furwin.

 

[NewGlory]

This should win thread of the season. Good job

 

[Red00012]

Paul Barker
Paul Dogba
Spaniel James
Paul Pugba

good night

 

[tenpoless]

UTDOG

 

[Stanley Road]

Paw Gascoigne
Emily Husky
Gordon Setter Hill

 

[Red Regista]

We need a dog on the pitch.

Licha is that guy, but unfortunately he's always injured.
The other lads seem to be a bit on the soft side, that's why almost every team is dominating us physically.

 

[Livvie]

John Cur-tis
Yap Stam
Nicky Butt-sniffer
Malamute Donaghy
Graeme Dogg
Maurice Setters

 

[Grande]

Why is there so little activity in this thread?

Is it because of Sir Jim Ratcliff?

Our canine cup winners:

Mary Curps
Jayde Retriviere
Maya Le Terrier
Millie Pointer
Hannah Lundehundell
Doggie Zelem
Lisa Daachshund
Tazy Garcia
Scooby Toone
Russian Spaniel Williams
Huskey Lad
Akita Parris
Arf-ie Mannion
Irene Guau-rrero
Hinata Chiyahuawa

May The Great Dane be with them.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Why is there so little activity in this thread?

Is it because of Sir Jim Ratcliff?

Our canine cup winners:

Mary Curps
Jayde Retriviere
Maya Le Terrier
Millie Pointer
Hannah Lundehundell
Doggie Zelem
Lisa Daachshund
Tazy Garcia
Scooby Toone
Russian Spaniel Williams
Huskey Lad
Akita Parris
Arf-ie Mannion
Irene Guau-rrero
Hinata Chiyahuawa

May The Great Dane be with them.

So you're saying the women's team are dogs?

 

[Cessna]

Bruno Schäfernandez
Doggie Mainoo
Chasemiro
Sofyan Amrabidat

 

[KirkDuyt]

Memphis Bouvier.

I'm bad at this

Wait, I got it! Chihuahuarito!

No?

 

[Ekeke]

Wasnt it Mourinho who was asking for mad dogs? Maybe this was sort of what he meant

 

[InspiRED]

Poodle Van Nistelrooy

 

[Grande]

So you're saying the women's team are dogs?

We’re all dogs.

 

[OutOfTowner]

Dimtar Barbet-ov
Terrier Cooke
Chris Beagles
Les Sealyham
Antonio Valenciano

And of course, let's not forget our own Serbian Hound in defence.