Donyell Malen

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According to a shit source we are interested in taking a shit player on loan from a club that we have previously bought players from that have had little to no impact at our club.....could be true :nono: :nono:
 

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He's a proper nearly man. Always looks like he's going to do something great and then fecks it up. Probably the cheapest forward available in Jan though and he can probably run faster than Martial I expect.
 

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He's a proper nearly man. Always looks like he's going to do something great and then fecks it up. Probably the cheapest forward available in Jan though and he can probably run faster than Martial I expect.
Still an improvment of Sancho thought - he never looked like he could do anything remotely great
 

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Fits EtH recruitment policy:
- Exists
- Is Dutch

£70-80 million or so should be enough to secure his services right?
 

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Another one from Ten Hag's sons agency. Last chance for them both to line their own pockets?
 

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Another one from Ten Hag's sons agency. Last chance for them both to line their own pockets?
So we talk with his agents and he switches agencies :lol:

Seriously though the Dutch scouts we have (if we actually have any beyond EtH these days) are more useless than our scouts in Portugal who would seemingly watch every Benfica and Sporting game for years and rarely suggest anyone. Think Id prefer that than them suggesting pretty average players.
 

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Still an improvment of Sancho thought - he never looked like he could do anything remotely great
Think of him as the anti-Sancho. Sancho would mope around, do feck all all game, look shit but then occasionally score a goal.
 

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Please take any transfer decisions away from ETH. I read a minute ago that we are closely monitoring bloody Brian Brobbey as well
We need to give ETH full authority over transfers and a blank check to replace all of these fecking players who are letting him down with whoever he wishes.
 

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At some point one has to wonder whether United has an especially lazy German scout on their books that can't be arsed to ever leave the city of Dortmund.
 

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I can't see United buying malen, not good enough for Dortmund, not good enough for us.
 

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He's not good enough to make us a better team.. He might be a decent depth option in case he is free and you have a drought in youth talents filling up depth, but we have Amad and Pellistri and he is nowhere near free..