According to a shit source we are interested in taking a shit player on loan from a club that we have previously bought players from that have had little to no impact at our club.....could be true 
Donyell Malen
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He's a proper nearly man. Always looks like he's going to do something great and then fecks it up. Probably the cheapest forward available in Jan though and he can probably run faster than Martial I expect.
Still an improvment of Sancho thought - he never looked like he could do anything remotely great
Fits EtH recruitment policy:
- Exists
- Is Dutch
£70-80 million or so should be enough to secure his services right?
- Exists
- Is Dutch
£70-80 million or so should be enough to secure his services right?
I unearthed him in FM 2005. We used to talk loads about this guy on FM forum, told them he was gonna be United player one day
And you won't stop to yell
This isn't a fair assessment. He's exceptional at wasting chances
I hope we sign nobody until sir Jim has sorted shit out.
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Another one from Ten Hag's sons agency. Last chance for them both to line their own pockets?
So we talk with his agents and he switches agencies
Seriously though the Dutch scouts we have (if we actually have any beyond EtH these days) are more useless than our scouts in Portugal who would seemingly watch every Benfica and Sporting game for years and rarely suggest anyone. Think Id prefer that than them suggesting pretty average players.
Arsene is that you?
Think of him as the anti-Sancho. Sancho would mope around, do feck all all game, look shit but then occasionally score a goal.
When he was 6?
Our gaffer
We need to give ETH full authority over transfers and a blank check to replace all of these fecking players who are letting him down with whoever he wishes.
Yes. Definitely better than the Sancho we had seating in the stands on purpose....
He is terrible
Guess we'll end up with him then
Guess we'll end up with him then
At some point one has to wonder whether United has an especially lazy German scout on their books that can't be arsed to ever leave the city of Dortmund.
Was discussed here a bit:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/jadon-sancho-out.480188/post-31420493
The main thing United need are goals. Malen is not such a bad goal scorer (relatively anyway), but I don't think he would be able to get into the positions to help with that.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/jadon-sancho-out.480188/post-31420493
The main thing United need are goals. Malen is not such a bad goal scorer (relatively anyway), but I don't think he would be able to get into the positions to help with that.
You're twisting my Malen man.... no way Erik.
I can't see United buying malen, not good enough for Dortmund, not good enough for us.
He scored twice for Dortmund last night, in a 4-0 win vs Cologne. I guess he’s the new Neymar and we want him now, right?
Garrincha from Holland. A must buy
He's not good enough to make us a better team.. He might be a decent depth option in case he is free and you have a drought in youth talents filling up depth, but we have Amad and Pellistri and he is nowhere near free..