Ed Woodward has resigned from Manchester United | 2024: Returns to football
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I actually not really sure if Glazers can stay after this aswell. Time will tell, but this is big. Are they getting cold feet from Johnson?
Just wanked but I'm gonna do one more.
I reckon he was going to leave to be the deal maker for the ESL.
Guys this was just Ed's plan all along. He was clearly worried about the direction of United and has spent years plotting this as a way to return the club to those who love the club by sacrificing himself.
Praise Ed.
Praise Ed.
What's he up to at the moment? Oh, he's part of FIFA's team of honchos as they build up to the human rights massacre World Cup. Being a Glazer yes man will be a comparative breeze for him.
Assuming the Glazers go nowhere, it’ll just be another one of their shill puppets. Surely?
Not until December 2021 they’re saying now
What a beautiful turn of events this has become. Now let’s hope he doesn’t get replaced by another incompetent buffoon.
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100% this. Atleast woody was willing to splash money. I don't trust Glazer's to make the right appointment at all.
Take your mates with you as well you fecking prat.
Presumably it means the ESL is dead. Plus Woodward did a horrible job with transfers for most of his reign
Oh yes please
This escalated rather quickly.
We have to keep going after the glazers. They are clearly rocking
THE EUROPEAN SUPER LEAGUE REALLY HAS SAVED FOOTBALL!!
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Hahahaahahahahaahahahahaa
The Glazers found their scapegoat.
You are trying to be greedy, it will bite you at the end. 
OH MY GOD
Bring back David Gill. Now
I don't think I've experienced so much emotion in recent years as much as I have in the last 48 hours.
Haha feck off Ed! Had to have seen the writing on the wall with how badly this was planned and introduced over these last 2 days.
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS
If it's true this day keeps getting better and better
It’s the hope that kills you....
What a roller coaster this has been
From the depths. Like I was really sad. It affected my mood
To sheer ecstasy
From the depths. Like I was really sad. It affected my mood
To sheer ecstasy
You haven't worked at United mate!
Woodward is gone and I am rejoicing at this news but let's not stop here. Get rid of those leprechaun cnuts as well.
What a time to be alive
They're gonna "cash out" lads. Now where did we put the £2bil for the opening offer?
Its not enough. He needs to be PURGED
Wow!
Any statement as to why? Apparently he was planning to quit in the summer.
Surely the super league was right up his street? Wonder if its due to loss of some of his power with our new football director and partial restructure
Now what will we do..
Any statement as to why? Apparently he was planning to quit in the summer.
Surely the super league was right up his street? Wonder if its due to loss of some of his power with our new football director and partial restructure
Now what will we do..
I'm not even a United fan but I'm thrilled at this. feck Woodward and feck every single one of the parasitic cnuts who orchestrated this.
Off you feck, stay out of our sport for good you tit.
Off you feck, stay out of our sport for good you tit.
Ffs no.
Go on, tell us why? We have more valid complaints about Woodward than Richard Arnold