Barack HUSSEIN Obama... I mean, believe what you want.
Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures
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Ok, so I still can't tell if you are trying to be funny or are batshit crazy. I'm going to go with comedian because the alternative will drive me to the Scotch at 10am which is 30 min earlier than usual.
Folks, it was a half-baked joke… we will see our Capt. Comrade megaCEO James “Elon” Kirk lead his fans, Mars’ undersea soon-to-be-blessed gents and Boston Dynamic’s radiation-resistant robots somewhere else for sure
I thought so, but this is the Musk thread where reality is fluid and anything goes.
No need, save the bottle, it was a poor attempt at trolling.
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What no way
And nothing will happen to their sales.
Incoming Musk fanboys to explain why this is a brilliant strategy in 3..2..1…..
So is this twitter thing really going to go to trial
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/26/elon-musk-deposition-twitter-lawyers
Or are they just going to agree a lower price few days beforehand
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/sep/26/elon-musk-deposition-twitter-lawyers
Or are they just going to agree a lower price few days beforehand
Why would Twitter do that?
The only settlement I can see is Elon needing to pay less than 1B to get out of the acquisition.
The only settlement I can see is Elon needing to pay less than 1B to get out of the acquisition.
depends how good they feel their case is... lets say the lawyers think there is a 66% chance of winning but musk offers you a 100% guaranteed price that's above todays value but less than what was agreed - as a director of that company your obligation is to the shareholders - cant see how you could refuse it (unless the lawyers are 99% sure of winning and if your lawyer tells you 99% sure of anything get new lawyer)
to me, Musk combines - unlike anyone other - intelligence, creativity, vision and so on.
Maybe he can send some submarines to help evacuate Russian soldiers from the Donbas
He's actually trial-running the Hyperloop as part of the Russian invasion, that's why it's going so poorly.
Apparently Russian neuralinks are malfunctioning, which is why they keep deserting
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Ratio'd by an ambassador.
feck off you utter cnut. Christ.
they deserve each other
https://jalopnik.com/norwegian-tesla-owners-hunger-strike-barely-lasted-a-da-1849484239
https://jalopnik.com/norwegian-tesla-owners-hunger-strike-barely-lasted-a-da-1849484239
that is one of the dumbest things he’s ever tweeted
what a cnut
what a cnut
The people actually agree with him, there's just a massive conspiracy against him.
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At least we know Hectic is still alive.
A lack of?
It's not just dumb, it's incredibly egotistical and disgusting.
Not that we need any further confirmation, but you know he’s cnut when he’s getting praised by Kremlin for his comments.
Won't even let his own staff vote on Unionising but thinks Ukraine should let Russia hold votes on keeping their land. He's such a feckin' idiot and the day the world turns on him can't come soon enough.
Yeah sure, the guy who co-founded Paypal, and is revolutionizing space travelling, cars, founded the coolest machine learning company in the world and is working on the first new version of travelling in more than a century is a total idiot. Indeed!
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He certainly acts like an idiot. Just because he got rich and was successful does not necessarily equate to not being an idiot. Can I introduce you to Donald Trump. Oh by the way, I think Musk is a horrible human being as well as an idiot, just to make that very clear.
I'm just role-playing the first page. It's a story worth telling.
As someone who can code, this is the kind of subtlety I am here for. I am living alone in this Tesla factory, but it is only early days.
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Realized he was gonna lose the court case, did he?
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fecking dork
The Elon Musk story in two words.