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What in the name of all that's holy is that about?!?! A run out is unforgivable nearly always in test matches, but in this situation especially so! Absolutely criminal....
 

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Yep.

Got to wonder whether Foakes wouldn't be a better option. He's clearly a better keeper than Bairstow and couldn't be doing much worse as a batsman.
Couldn't agree more mate. This goes back to an earlier post of mine about players being 'undroppable'. Bairstow's numbers have been posted in here and they don't make for great reading. Personally I'd be surprised if they dropped him but I agree with you, they definitely should.

He needs a kick up the backside and Foakes took to test cricket like a duck to water so I'd happily see him given another chance.

In terms of the match it's starting to look a bit dodgy now. Half the wickets down although one was a night watchman. Going to struggle to set them 200 to win at this rate.
 

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You mean 350 for the innings so 228 lead, or 350 lead?

I'm not sure they'd chase 228 to be honest. Oh here we go, another wicket as I'm typing but straight to review.
Close to 350 for the innings, lead of 200+, although starting to look increasingly unlikely now. :nervous:

Normally, you would back Ali & Root to put some runs together though.
 

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Couldn't agree more mate. This goes back to an earlier post of mine about players being 'undroppable'. Bairstow's numbers have been posted in here and they don't make for great reading. Personally I'd be surprised if they dropped him but I agree with you, they definitely should.

He needs a kick up the backside and Foakes took to test cricket like a duck to water so I'd happily see him given another chance.

In terms of the match it's starting to look a bit dodgy now. Half the wickets down although one was a night watchman. Going to struggle to set them 200 to win at this rate.
Why the hell would send out a night watchman half way though the afternoon? :houllier:
 

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Why the hell would send out a night watchman half way though the afternoon? :houllier:
The night watchman (Leach) went in last night as England had 1 over to bat before stumps. He's now out so 5th wicket down effectively brought in number 6 in the order rather than 7 like it normally would.
 

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I'd seriously consider dropping bairstow.

His recent test scores in England read 0, 6,0,0,18,0,0.

His keeping isn't good enough either, for some reason his place in the side doesn't get questioned but he's been shocking for a while now.

In fact feck it. I'd drop him. Bring foakes in
 
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I'd seriously consider dropping bairstow.

His recent test scores in England read 0, 6,0,0,18,0,0.

His keeping isn't good enough either, for some reason his place in the side doesn't get questioned but he's been shocking for a while now.

I'm fact feck it. I'd drop him. Bring foakes in
Old boys club init. He's mates with the captain. Boycott's a family friend etc...

Oh, and he plays with INTENT for his 0s so Bayliss loves him.
 

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Old boys club init. He's mates with the captain. Boycott's a family friend etc...

Oh, and he plays with INTENT for his 0s so Bayliss loves him.
Seems like his batting's dropped off a cliff since he got into the ODI side. He just tries to biff it now, hence why he keeps getting bowled.
 

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Old boys club init. He's mates with the captain. Boycott's a family friend etc...

Oh, and he plays with INTENT for his 0s so Bayliss loves him.
I'm not even sure Bayliss will be aware of any of recent Test stats.

He looks like he couldn't give a shit about test cricket which makes sense when you see how we've been at test cricket the last 5 years
 

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Moeen's another one whose place must be in jeopardy. Like Bairstow, his main USP is his batting and he's not contributing at all.

If we pick Woakes at 8 for the Ashes we can include a specialist spinner, which means Leach could come in.
 

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Moeen's another one whose place must be in jeopardy. Like Bairstow, his main USP is his batting and he's not contributing at all.

If we pick Woakes at 8 for the Ashes we can include a specialist spinner, which means Leach could come in.
Moeens bowling has been pretty good recently I think, is it good enough on its own to get him in the side though? I dunno.

He's completely fallen apart as a batsman, he's a walking wicket much like Bairstow is.
 

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Moeen can only get into the team for his bowling, so depends on how he and Leach do I guess in Ireland's second innings. I think it would be best though if he went away and played County Cricket for the summer, playing in the Blast might even be beneficial ahead of the T20 World Cup next year.
 

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One of the most disgraceful tests in England's history. And that's saying something.

Aside from the Roy and Leach partnership it's been complete and utter shit from every batsman.
 

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Hussain absolutely ripped apart England there . Everyone getting out playing expansive shots
 

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This is going to be a long Ashes, problem is we've seen the getting out to rash shots happen time after time for a while now.
 

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No sarcasm. Appalling.
Some of the shots have been baffling.

They all sat there and watched how Jack Leach played and saw him score 92.

And theyve one by one gone out and done the exact opposite to him. It's mental.

Broad will be out soon trying to smash the bowler out of the ground, instead of just blocking and trying to support Curran. I guarantee it.
 

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150-160 would be a good watch but Sam Curran is the destroyer of dreams..
 

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Really don't know what to make of England batting performance over 2 innings.

I think what is happening is ODI and test cricket are more fundamentally different skills than ever before.

And so most England batters have intensely calibrated their skills towards ODI format, and it takes a lot longer than 7 days to switch skillset into the test format. Hence they look terrible in tests right now. Will probably continue til start of 2nd test.

Thats the only thing that makes sense.
 

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Really don't know what to make of England batting performance over 2 innings.

I think what is happening is ODI and test cricket are more fundamentally different skills than ever before.

And so most England batters have intensely calibrated their skills towards ODI format, and it takes a lot longer than 7 days to switch skillset into the test format. Hence they look terrible in tests right now. Will probably continue til start of 2nd test.

Thats the only thing that makes sense.
That all would make sense if this was a one off thing for this test but the issue is they've been doing this for years now.

We didn't lose all ten wickets in one session from 1938 to 2016.

We've done it 4 times since, almost 5.

I think having a coach totally uninterested in test cricket doesn't help things.
 

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That all would make sense if this was a one off thing for this test but the issue is they've been doing this for years now.

We didn't lose all ten wickets in one session from 1938 to 2016.

We've done it 4 times since, almost 5.

I think having a coach totally uninterested in test cricket doesn't help things.
when does Bayliss' contract end? Ashes?

he's already signed up at the IPL
 

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Does Murtagh become the 2nd player to be on the home and away dressing rooms of Lord's?

Chris Rogers being the other.
 

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when does Bayliss' contract end? Ashes?

he's already signed up at the IPL
He's gone after the Ashes.

He was hired to win the World Cup and we did it so I'm sure the ECB will think its job done.

But our test cricket under him has been just shit. The batting anyway. Any game we've won in the last 5 years stems from Root or Cook managing to get a big score.
 
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