Julian, Dick, George, Ann and Timmy the dog are in a boat on the way to Kirrin Island. "Yo Mandem" said George, "I is proper buzzin an ting about this treasure, innit".
Julian rolled his eyes "George, why are you mis-appropriating black culture by talking like that? You're white!". "Aiiight Julian, don't be whack" said George. "I identify as black, so it's all gravy, innit and ting"
Dick was dismayed. "Let me out of this boat this instant, I am a vegan and the use of the word gravy offends me. IT'S MADE OUT OF ANIMAL JUICES FFS"
Ann was also upset. "This island is really hard to get to. Nature made it that way. We are interfering with it's ecology by going there, think of the poor animals that we are going to disturb"
Timmy the dog rolled his eyes, and jumped into the sea, preferring to drown himself than be associated with these cnuts.