Love watching this, working night this weekend, so getting paid to watch it, win win.
According to Facebook ,Twitter and other pages , Ukraine have already won
According to Facebook ,Twitter and other pages , Ukraine have already won
Music Eurovision 2022 | IT'S COMING HOME | Status: went to UKraine | Caf: UK ROBBED | Russian media: UK are the winners | UK host 2023 | Liverpool* hosting
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They will get full points across the board apart from Turkey and Azerbaijan who will once again give each other Douze.Love watching this, working night this weekend, so getting paid to watch it, win win.
According to Facebook ,Twitter and other pages , Ukraine have already won
How was this allowed in a family show?
Did you miss that the first line of the Latvian entry isHow was this allowed in a family show?
Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy?
Forgotten how good that song is.
In other news, my entry Austria already got knocked out. It was pretty rubbish.
That was hilarious. To be fair if you were young and innocent it'd go over your head.How was this allowed in a family show?
That one should have got to the final - it was genuine Eurovision weirdness. The Norwegian wolf banana thing feels like trying too hard.
The feck is the Australian dude wearing?
Cyprus 
10 people came togheter to write that song
Cannot believe Ireland didn't make it again.
Can't wait til I WinLose tomorrow. Exciting.
Spain girls were fecking hot.
Love Eurovision but for the UK, who have barely broken 10 points in the last decade added together to enter such an abysmal song is beyond me.
Genuinely think it's the worst song we've entered as far back as I can remember.
Genuinely think it's the worst song we've entered as far back as I can remember.
Australia made it through, good stuff.
The UK is considered second favourites at the bookies and betting exchanges. The exchanges basically only have five plausible winners now. Ukraine are odds on, while the UK, Sweden, Italy and Spain are expected to be the only others with a real shot of winning. All the others are at 170/1 or longer.
The UK got a good late slot in the final too, which should help keep the song in mind before voting.
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My wife writes for a Eurovision site and has the journalist credentials and apparently the UK are one of the top favorites this year.
Lyrics to the Latvian song:
Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet (yeah, yeah)
Being green is sexy as feck (yeah)
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet (yeah, yeah)
Being green is sexy as feck (yeah)
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I think I've cracked this.
Ukraine are favourites but here is why they won't win:
When countries do their 0-12 points, Ukraine will have a massive lead right. Then it's the peoples vote and you know what they're like. They'll be like 'oh I don't think its fair they win just because of the war'. That's just people. That's what they're like. So Ukraine will fall down the pecking order.
UK are second favourites but the thing about them is that no one likes them.
So the third favourites will win. Sweden.
There are no holes in this. I will be back later to say I told you so.
Ukraine are favourites but here is why they won't win:
When countries do their 0-12 points, Ukraine will have a massive lead right. Then it's the peoples vote and you know what they're like. They'll be like 'oh I don't think its fair they win just because of the war'. That's just people. That's what they're like. So Ukraine will fall down the pecking order.
UK are second favourites but the thing about them is that no one likes them.
So the third favourites will win. Sweden.
There are no holes in this. I will be back later to say I told you so.
Either way, I apparently lose.
Can't wait
My entry got knocked out too. Rigged picks by Samid.
Ukraine is winning this, right?
My pick was ranked 9 places worse than yours with the bookies and still made it
Damien bottle jobMy pick was ranked 9 places worse than yours with the bookies and still made it
Feck sake only just realised my sweepstake is out.
North Macedonia got eliminated? Useless bastards.
WinLosing, you mean.
What is this nonsense? Just get on with it.
The only final that matters today.
Was there another?
Set phasers to cringe.
RIP to those with epilepsy.
apparently UK is one of the favourites this year
Her top is the sparkliest thing I've ever seen
UK to not end up in top 10 @5.75 surely worth a bet?
The czech singer is the daughter of former NHL goaltender Dominik Hašek
Sweet synth rig that he's pretending to play.