Saturday, but in recent years they've added more and more countries so they do two semi finals on Tuesday and Thursday. It's a big competition, you know. The best quickly forgotten European song of the year.
Music Eurovision Song Contest - Kopenhagen 2014
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Armenia are the favourites and their song is fecking shit.
Only saw a short clip of our song (England) but it sounds atrocious. Some bollocks about the children of the universe. We need a gimmick if we want to win. Send a singer out in a costume made of bananas and halfway through the song release a bunch of hungry monkeys on roller skates.
The woman that is performing for Ukraine is my dream girl
Bring back Lordi!
As a Eurovision song goes it's not that bad. I think we should have done one predicting our impending penalty loss in the world cup. So dancers dressed as balls flying all over the stage and missing the goal. That'd have been superb.
You have to admit, it is an expertly groomed beard.
Looks a mix between Russell Brand and Kim Kardashian
Wtf is this shit?
Reminds me of the dude that does the chat roulette videos. Does she sing Wrecking Ball and Call Me Maybe?
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There was one song last year(I think) that I heard and liked it, Kaliopi - Crno i Belo/black and white(I am not sure anyone here would understand the text, but it sounds good for me considering some words are similar to our language).
Good effort, Israel. Thanks for coming.
Snoreway
That was the worst song in the Norwegian final. Can't believe he made it to ESC.
I absolutely despise this song and it's been played on the radio here nearly all the time for half a year already. feck off. Some decent women on the stage though.
It's not all completely shit.
Clapping and butter churning are a winning combination.
fecking love Poland
The spinning blonde gay human
Yep.
It's better when you get to see the video/live performance. I stand by my opinion that this song works best when you turn off the music.
Bring on the beard!
This shit is costing us millions as taxpayers, so you better enjoy the bloody show!
The show will probably be attrocious again, just like in 2001, when they had a fecking H.C. Andersen theme going...
The show will probably be attrocious again, just like in 2001, when they had a fecking H.C. Andersen theme going...
The best eurovision song for a decade.
Didn't they do the Ugly Duckling in the previous semi-final?
This is fecking incredible!
Thirty Seconds to Mars, actually the Finnish song isn't all that crap
It's not eurovision without a bodhrán.
Ireland's one is crap.
That's right I said it, Irish onslaught in 3....2....
That's right I said it, Irish onslaught in 3....2....
Belarus dude used more time on his goatee than his singing abilities.
Jonjo Shelvey in a hoody.
I keep thinking the little jingle is the start of each song.
Macedonia have earned my approval.
YES, WHISTLING.
AND BANJO
AND CLAPPING
Laura Whitmore would get it.
That is definitely Sacha Baron Cohen.