"Needs a loan to the Championship" for every fecking young player as if getting kicked by Stoke is going to always help a player develop.
"We need more goals in the squad" as if buying a striker and sticking him in means the team will score more, even though scoring goals as a squad is much more than just a good striker and is arguably more about creation.
"Play for the badge" as if the majority of players aren't trying their hardest every game because they are professionals and also world class athletes that are competitive as feck.