Are you joking? It's all kinds of boring.
Footballer Reveals
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That's a classy unveil!! Man feels weird seeing him in another team..
Why? Just think of it as a very old video.
Rudiger trapped in a megastore
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Chelsea have won the award for the worst, surely? Jesus Christ.
That is terrible....
A) Absolutely awful acting
B) You can get any name as long it's not something like cock gobbler or something.
Jeeeesus
That Chelsea one is unbelievably bad. The Terry one is pretty awful too.
I think the other are decent though. Particularly like the Roma one.
I think the other are decent though. Particularly like the Roma one.
tbf you should be able to get whatever you want seeing as you're paying for it. I think only racist, sexist, homophobic stuff shouldn't be allowed and obviously the name needs to fit on the shirt.
For all the woman knew, Rudiger could have been his last name
Our one is not that bad! I know it didn't have Stormy dancing in it but he was probably busy filming someone else's vid.
Serious business, these videos!
I would have Spielberg direct them, I would have had Al Pacino as the dad, Danny DeVito as the kid and Jennifer Lawrence as the woman.
Exactly, but you know they'll find it offensive to put something like cock gobbler and refuse it.
Class! Understated but still gets the point across. Contrast with Rudiger......
Not to shabby, beats that rudiger one i've just seen,
Fecking hell
Not Spielberg, but I won't be surprised if someone will ask Guy Ritchie to direct one soon
I quite like the Everton/Rooney video; nice music.
One big question though... why does Rooney look like he is blind in the video?!
One big question though... why does Rooney look like he is blind in the video?!
Read it in cockney.
"Hey, my name's Dave and i'm a lad, just like you. This behind me, Stamford Bridge, home of dreams. Now, some of you might think we're posh twats wiv lots of money but we're not, we're right lads, like you and you know what, we fecking love football. There's just one more fing we need to be top dogs, and that's......holy feck, is that Romelu Lukaku? He's on is way to United, feck. Wait, us that Stones, he's well class and one of thd lads. Going to city? He's shit anyway. You know what, we'll add the fecking player later. Just know we're down to earf and play in the dirt like you. Now piss off, i'm going to the pub"
So apart from making that crime of a video, they showed him signalling the dress-lady to call him up.
A professional football club. Sexism.People are watching football for football, if they wanted this, would have re ran Two and a Half Men. It's harder to feck up, you know!
It's not the deep, chill, trust me on this oneSurely Man Utd can out do all these videos with their partnership with Fox, have Lukaku and Matic fighting some Planet of the Apes
Maybe they're still upset about all those Robinho shirts they sold?
Replace Charlton Heston with Conte and Statue of Liberty with Lukaku in a Man Utd shirt.
Pathetic
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Nothing flashy, just the standard image and text. They did the Arsenal #LacaNewSigning thing though
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That's great.
Seeing this thread bumped is probably the best method of knowing some sort of signing has been made - no matter how underwhelming.
Quality
First of all, heh.
Second of all Stuart Taylor is still playing!? How many career appearances has the chap had, 50?
That's amazing and so meta that it wins everything hands down.
Great video
Kolarov gets an unveiling pitch
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Such a boring guy, that sounds AWESOME!
Ah yes, it was inevitable. Still had a good chuckle though!