This should of been done at like 500 pages yet here we are past 1000 
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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This is the funniest united transfer ever where united is hardly involved
To the de Jong '23 transfer thread!We signed him the following year
A year later..Sanchoooo
Where's the Tevez transfer thread? Remember that was a classic also in 2007.
Free money basically!
That he is
to be fair
Steady on. Let's not say things we can't take back.
Joke's on you since he's basically the Dutch Mo Dahoud
I can't shake the feeling we will be fecked royally in August
They want our £72m more like. Barca need money rapidly and we’ve got a wad ready to send if they can essentially pressure De Jong to leave. Issue is he seems reluctant to leave in general and obviously they owe him huge swathes of money. Saying he’ll play at CB is their latest move, next will be saying hes going to be a sub, eventually it’ll just turn nasty and they’ll tell him to move only for is to withdraw our offer.
It's alright, we can always keep Bailly instead of signing a new backup CB
Zero possibility mate.
Thread ban please
FDJ WAS A GREAT PLAYER BUT A DIFFICULT PERSONALITY
HE CLASHED WITH XAVI BECAUSE HE WAS SHIFTED TO CB EVENTHOUGH HE WON EREDIVISIE IN THAT POSITION
TOUGH PERSONALITY ? HE STILL WON PLENTY CLUB AND NATIONLEVEL
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He has no idea anyway, he was convinced Rangnick was a dud before we signed him
SORRY ITS THE PHONE
Every great story needs a villain to be fair
Is the fax machine working?
It’s currently trying to send the signing announcements for Martinez and Eriksen. Ran out of paper.
De Jong de dong dong dong.
De Jong song.
De Jong song.
I really want to take all the batteries out of Laporta's fire alarms.
I was like what is that weird dot. Thought it was dirt untill I scrolled a bitI learned a new word today. ‘What a bunch of palanques Laporta and Barca are’.
it rhymes with wankers.
Bit of a fail, Roberto.
@villain, you've been summoned!
What if there’s a fire?
Exactly
He'll smell the bacon anyway
I’d rather unplug his cooker and oven and see him suffer.
If Barca want to sell and his wages is bankrupting them, surely that’s ground for a €20m discount.
Berbaclassless
Now that's just sadistic really... funny though
What did Solius do? First I see that it said “Solius stop it” and now they’re banned?
I see this thread is moving along very nicely.
He kept changing the thread title, despite not displaying sufficient levels of muppetry in this thread.What did Solius do? First I see that it said “Solius stop it” and now they’re banned?
That's poor form, yeah. Muppetry is not a decision, it's a calling
What? To say I hope he burns to death?
Hang in until ETH says no more, have to trust the manager and process.
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